Matt
@tullamoredude.bsky.social
Still alive and making it everyone’s problem.
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Happy Bi Visibility Day and also Survived the Rapture Day!
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Bi Visibility Day and also Survived the Rapture Day!
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
June 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
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Friend -Wanna see a show tonight?
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
March 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Friend -Wanna see a show tonight?
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
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Happy International Women’s Day 😌
March 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy International Women’s Day 😌
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Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
SAN FRANCISCO—Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to...
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March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
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You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
Been a Korpiklaani fan for over 15 years, and they never fail to put on a killer show. 10/10 folk metal.
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Been a Korpiklaani fan for over 15 years, and they never fail to put on a killer show. 10/10 folk metal.
Ensiferum was great, but damn, Trollfest rocked. The flamingo outfits definitely enhanced the experience.
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ensiferum was great, but damn, Trollfest rocked. The flamingo outfits definitely enhanced the experience.
Nini was cool as hell.
March 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nini was cool as hell.
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i think they should let you have 1 cute filter for your picture at the DMV
i'm not talking about anything that would make you unrecognizable, just maybe the anime blush or the cat ears or something
i'm not talking about anything that would make you unrecognizable, just maybe the anime blush or the cat ears or something
March 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i think they should let you have 1 cute filter for your picture at the DMV
i'm not talking about anything that would make you unrecognizable, just maybe the anime blush or the cat ears or something
i'm not talking about anything that would make you unrecognizable, just maybe the anime blush or the cat ears or something
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by […]
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March 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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Honestly, I’m surprised there hasn’t been a broadway musical version of The Mask yet.
March 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Honestly, I’m surprised there hasn’t been a broadway musical version of The Mask yet.