Christopher Coleman
@trouserpayload.bsky.social
No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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Well, apparently I'm on bluesky now. Gave up on Facebook, it felt like shouting into the void while pissing into a rainstorm, but I could use somewhere else to post things nobody cares about, so....
Low effort, but I'm a low effort guy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Low effort, but I'm a low effort guy.
Recorded one and a half shows today.. a half because I kept messing up more and more, and figured it'd be better to start fresh tomorrow.
Lessons learned:
(1) There's at least 5 ways to say "Wax Trax" without running out of inspiration
(2) "Fuckity fuck fuck" should probably be edited out
(3) shrug
Lessons learned:
(1) There's at least 5 ways to say "Wax Trax" without running out of inspiration
(2) "Fuckity fuck fuck" should probably be edited out
(3) shrug
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Recorded one and a half shows today.. a half because I kept messing up more and more, and figured it'd be better to start fresh tomorrow.
Lessons learned:
(1) There's at least 5 ways to say "Wax Trax" without running out of inspiration
(2) "Fuckity fuck fuck" should probably be edited out
(3) shrug
Lessons learned:
(1) There's at least 5 ways to say "Wax Trax" without running out of inspiration
(2) "Fuckity fuck fuck" should probably be edited out
(3) shrug
I'm very tempted to "borrow" this art for a Goth/Industrial Complex poster. Either way, it rocks.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm very tempted to "borrow" this art for a Goth/Industrial Complex poster. Either way, it rocks.
An encounter:
You see three doors, behind one is the secret to a successful financial life, behind another is the secret to a successful romantic life, and behind a third is the secret to resetting your microwave's clock. Oh, and none of them have handles, so fuck you anyway!
You see three doors, behind one is the secret to a successful financial life, behind another is the secret to a successful romantic life, and behind a third is the secret to resetting your microwave's clock. Oh, and none of them have handles, so fuck you anyway!
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
An encounter:
You see three doors, behind one is the secret to a successful financial life, behind another is the secret to a successful romantic life, and behind a third is the secret to resetting your microwave's clock. Oh, and none of them have handles, so fuck you anyway!
You see three doors, behind one is the secret to a successful financial life, behind another is the secret to a successful romantic life, and behind a third is the secret to resetting your microwave's clock. Oh, and none of them have handles, so fuck you anyway!
I don't even like cats, but this picture, man. Universe, stop trying to make me like cats, it isn't going to happen.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I don't even like cats, but this picture, man. Universe, stop trying to make me like cats, it isn't going to happen.
Two out of three ain't bad for a Saturday's achievements.
Transmission #695 from NROL-111 (ACCM)
1. Alien Pain
2. Erotic Quarry
3. Nuclear Fog
1. Alien Pain
2. Erotic Quarry
3. Nuclear Fog
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Two out of three ain't bad for a Saturday's achievements.
See? I really do go to a radio station.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
See? I really do go to a radio station.
This Ranma 1/2 remake is great.. second season in, still enjoying it.. I should've watched the original more back in the day.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This Ranma 1/2 remake is great.. second season in, still enjoying it.. I should've watched the original more back in the day.
Just booked more studio time Tuesday and Friday.
I love reading shit like this from the station manager:
"We're getting close to launching your show!
I'll have a listen to your shows but keep booking in and recording for now."
I love reading shit like this from the station manager:
"We're getting close to launching your show!
I'll have a listen to your shows but keep booking in and recording for now."
a cartoon character wearing headphones is kneeling down and saying beep boop bop .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing headphones is kneeling down and saying beep boop bop .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Just booked more studio time Tuesday and Friday.
I love reading shit like this from the station manager:
"We're getting close to launching your show!
I'll have a listen to your shows but keep booking in and recording for now."
I love reading shit like this from the station manager:
"We're getting close to launching your show!
I'll have a listen to your shows but keep booking in and recording for now."
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The Mickey Mouse AI Chatbot, powered by WALT, will be offline pending ongoing litigation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Mickey Mouse AI Chatbot, powered by WALT, will be offline pending ongoing litigation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Me, flirting
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Me, flirting
Yes, it certainly is.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yes, it certainly is.
If this is just stock 2600 hardware, it's fucking insanely good, holy hell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXT...
C64 original in comment for comparison.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXT...
C64 original in comment for comparison.
Thrust - Title Theme (Atari 2600) HD
YouTube video by Ryan's Other Channel
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If this is just stock 2600 hardware, it's fucking insanely good, holy hell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXT...
C64 original in comment for comparison.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXT...
C64 original in comment for comparison.
Three hours later, successful recording and editing of two shows.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Three hours later, successful recording and editing of two shows.
The Smiths - Panic (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Smiths
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET)
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET)
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
Three seconds inside my brain:
(a) I think she might like me, she's easy to talk to
(b) Nobody fucking likes me, including me
(c) Boobies are nice
(d) I can't wait to <future goal>
(e) I wish I was fucking dead
(f) Boobies really are nice
(a) I think she might like me, she's easy to talk to
(b) Nobody fucking likes me, including me
(c) Boobies are nice
(d) I can't wait to <future goal>
(e) I wish I was fucking dead
(f) Boobies really are nice
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Three seconds inside my brain:
(a) I think she might like me, she's easy to talk to
(b) Nobody fucking likes me, including me
(c) Boobies are nice
(d) I can't wait to <future goal>
(e) I wish I was fucking dead
(f) Boobies really are nice
(a) I think she might like me, she's easy to talk to
(b) Nobody fucking likes me, including me
(c) Boobies are nice
(d) I can't wait to <future goal>
(e) I wish I was fucking dead
(f) Boobies really are nice
Sexual Harassment Panda has read your posts
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sexual Harassment Panda has read your posts
Music is over, pack up your 808s and Fenders and go the fuck home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-b...
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Music is over, pack up your 808s and Fenders and go the fuck home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-b...
Why didn't any of you goofs tell me about New Model Army?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7K8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7K8...
New Model Army - The Hunt
YouTube video by Allan Bruno
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Why didn't any of you goofs tell me about New Model Army?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7K8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7K8...
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November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Had a very odd experience today with seeing three different people in a row who were all spitting images of people I knew in the past. I'm certainly hoping it's just odd, and I'm not losing my fucking mind.
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Had a very odd experience today with seeing three different people in a row who were all spitting images of people I knew in the past. I'm certainly hoping it's just odd, and I'm not losing my fucking mind.
Great session at the radio station.. recorded ep 2, and after a couple false starts and a double timed read aloud of the script just to check it for the 10,000th time, I nailed a recording of it too.. well, perhaps except for one minor song problem I fixed easily without having to rerecord.
1/2
1/2
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Great session at the radio station.. recorded ep 2, and after a couple false starts and a double timed read aloud of the script just to check it for the 10,000th time, I nailed a recording of it too.. well, perhaps except for one minor song problem I fixed easily without having to rerecord.
1/2
1/2
I'm not mad, but I'm also not bad or dangerous to know, but I do lie on social media.
I'm not mad, I'm maddening
I'm not mad, I'm eccentric.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm not mad, but I'm also not bad or dangerous to know, but I do lie on social media.
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.