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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Master and Commander/TNG Intro

this was rendering all day while I was out lol
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I post rarely, but my daughter and I finally finished the Lego Endurance model, and I think it turned out pretty well :)
April 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Sharing with alt text
March 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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We lost our house in the Eaton Fire. We're safe, but the level of devastation is impossible to convey. I won't be able to work for a while, so if you want to support us, I'd appreciate a Patreon subscription or buying one of my books. It will help.

www.patreon.com/MikeRothschild
www.patreon.com
January 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Me: I need strawberries that are packaged in the most jagged and thick plastic around

Berry processing facility: yep we got it

Me: but I also need blueberries in a container so flimsy it will explode like a grenade

Berry processing facility: you’re not going to believe this
December 7, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Here’s the video I made after a commercial said “monoclonal antibodies” too many times and then it got stuck in my head to the tune of Lovin’ Every Minute Of It by Loverboy.
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,266,580! Hooray!
September 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
That thing where I finally got a bsky code and can share it with the twitter masses to gradually get them outta there. Feels wonderful 😁
October 11, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Finally free from the Twitter dumpster fire.
September 29, 2023 at 2:27 PM