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Trigon
@trigonious.bsky.social
Baked like bread.
Walked like the dog.
I makea da games.
Then I go POG.
Stuck in a constant loop of sexily taking off my clothes. A mobius strip tease.
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Scooby-Doo to Shaggy, both crossdressing: Ruh roh Raggy, re're rerving runt!
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Clients who send me data in different formats, despite it being the same data.
a man wearing headphones and a red shirt is laughing in front of a poster that says 4 mars 2021
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September 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The walls be looking mad punchable to my partner when the Zuma balls come in the wrong colours.
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Megan 2? More like Megan poo!
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just found out what obstetrics is. I thought the OBGYN stood for OH BOY Gynecology.
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The sushi at home can be good sushi if you learn how to make good sushi at home.
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Quiet chirps coming in through the window, and the distant sound of a beagle being smooched.
Yep, Monday!
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June 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Long weekend with the beloved beagle boots
April 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Australian Seal be like:

🎶 did you naur that when it snaurs ?
April 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Now that's a knee slapper! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where does your kooky brain come up with these!? 🤪🤪
Me when my name is Tyler and I speak in third person and my wonderful wife brings up Mary Tyler Moore:

Hell ya! And you better Divorce Tyler Less while you're at it!
April 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The judge keeps smashing my wee wee with the gavel.
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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my opponent watching me dance on gamechat camera after i wiped their team in a Pokémon Legends ZA ranked match
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Listening to relaxing horse girl music. Lo-fi clip clop.
April 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sign you're dating a baddie: you leave for an hour and their hair changes colour.
March 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Something for BlueSky weekend☀️

Twenty recent drawings in a Hardback book. (Signed - (if you really wish!))
Free post to EU UK USA CANADA ..

Repost this for a chance to win it ..

@minxyowlwriter.bsky.social will dip into the hat (yes!) and draw the WINNER 🏆 to be announced on Monday morning..
February 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Professional Gooners graduate from Finishing school. 🙇
February 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In a world that's pee pee, poo poo. When the world poo poos. Pee. Pee.
January 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It is lunch 👍
January 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm in that awkward time of knowing what I want to make for lunch, but not being able to make it yet, because it's not lunch time. I have to wait until lunch for lunch time. I want to make lunch. But it's not lunch. Lunch 😔
January 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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The two genders.
December 22, 2024 at 3:15 PM
A cooking musical called Gourmet-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do
December 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
My honey muffin's bath be like a witch's cauldron. Potions and elixirs swirl as they stir it with they bod. Me? I'm Adam Driver.
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December 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM