val
@trickycrayon.bsky.social
Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner. https://trickycrayon.carrd.co/
well-meaning progressive white women, PLEASE TRY HARDER WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEIR PRONOUNS
I do NOT have the spare fucks at the moment, I just REALLY DO NOT
(if it's me I will let it slide because I am a coward but if it is SOMEONE ELSE I WILL FUCKING-)
I do NOT have the spare fucks at the moment, I just REALLY DO NOT
(if it's me I will let it slide because I am a coward but if it is SOMEONE ELSE I WILL FUCKING-)
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
well-meaning progressive white women, PLEASE TRY HARDER WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEIR PRONOUNS
I do NOT have the spare fucks at the moment, I just REALLY DO NOT
(if it's me I will let it slide because I am a coward but if it is SOMEONE ELSE I WILL FUCKING-)
I do NOT have the spare fucks at the moment, I just REALLY DO NOT
(if it's me I will let it slide because I am a coward but if it is SOMEONE ELSE I WILL FUCKING-)
I think I need to just Brick my phone completely, like, most of the time. My brain is like "I'll just open these apps over and over" when I'm bored, which is always, and I'm like SURELY WITHOUT THIS STUPID THING I'D ACTUALLY FIND SOMETHING TO *DO*???
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think I need to just Brick my phone completely, like, most of the time. My brain is like "I'll just open these apps over and over" when I'm bored, which is always, and I'm like SURELY WITHOUT THIS STUPID THING I'D ACTUALLY FIND SOMETHING TO *DO*???
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HOT POCKET
SANDWICH IN DISGUISE
SANDWICH IN DISGUISE
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
HOT POCKET
SANDWICH IN DISGUISE
SANDWICH IN DISGUISE
Husband showed me The Grand Budapest Hotel. Good lord all of Wes Anderson's films surprise me.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Husband showed me The Grand Budapest Hotel. Good lord all of Wes Anderson's films surprise me.
How do I live IN THE WOODS but there are still SO MANY LEAFBLOWERS
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How do I live IN THE WOODS but there are still SO MANY LEAFBLOWERS
We now have THREE different styles of robotic litterbox in this house.
Tabatha HATES the Litter Robot 4. So I got two other styles to try (both of which I'm leaving unplugged for at least a week).
Romeo will use the LR4, but also will PISS IN THE SMALL BOX I LEFT FOR HER, so it becomes PISS LAKE.
Tabatha HATES the Litter Robot 4. So I got two other styles to try (both of which I'm leaving unplugged for at least a week).
Romeo will use the LR4, but also will PISS IN THE SMALL BOX I LEFT FOR HER, so it becomes PISS LAKE.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We now have THREE different styles of robotic litterbox in this house.
Tabatha HATES the Litter Robot 4. So I got two other styles to try (both of which I'm leaving unplugged for at least a week).
Romeo will use the LR4, but also will PISS IN THE SMALL BOX I LEFT FOR HER, so it becomes PISS LAKE.
Tabatha HATES the Litter Robot 4. So I got two other styles to try (both of which I'm leaving unplugged for at least a week).
Romeo will use the LR4, but also will PISS IN THE SMALL BOX I LEFT FOR HER, so it becomes PISS LAKE.
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
STOP ONE: DONE. Kind of. Waiting for husband to bring me cash for one thing (most take cards).
This one is at one of the local churches, and they have rooms all through the whole building. Raffles, crafts and soaps, pottery, etc!!
This one is at one of the local churches, and they have rooms all through the whole building. Raffles, crafts and soaps, pottery, etc!!
Today I am going to try to hit THREE, count 'em, THREE different Holiday Markets in my town.
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
STOP ONE: DONE. Kind of. Waiting for husband to bring me cash for one thing (most take cards).
This one is at one of the local churches, and they have rooms all through the whole building. Raffles, crafts and soaps, pottery, etc!!
This one is at one of the local churches, and they have rooms all through the whole building. Raffles, crafts and soaps, pottery, etc!!
I am not super impressed lately with WCVB's "investigative" reporting division.
They've done some...iffy work, IMO.
Big story about how there's a Mass. law "loophole" that "lets rideshare drivers get away with r-pe", and don't seem to focus much on how *prosecutors are deciding not to prosecute*.
They've done some...iffy work, IMO.
Big story about how there's a Mass. law "loophole" that "lets rideshare drivers get away with r-pe", and don't seem to focus much on how *prosecutors are deciding not to prosecute*.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I am not super impressed lately with WCVB's "investigative" reporting division.
They've done some...iffy work, IMO.
Big story about how there's a Mass. law "loophole" that "lets rideshare drivers get away with r-pe", and don't seem to focus much on how *prosecutors are deciding not to prosecute*.
They've done some...iffy work, IMO.
Big story about how there's a Mass. law "loophole" that "lets rideshare drivers get away with r-pe", and don't seem to focus much on how *prosecutors are deciding not to prosecute*.
Today I am going to try to hit THREE, count 'em, THREE different Holiday Markets in my town.
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Today I am going to try to hit THREE, count 'em, THREE different Holiday Markets in my town.
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
By walking.
Should be 3ish miles.
Excited to do this with the actual properly supportive shoes I bought the other day!
"You can't call the thing a hoax then still use it to go after people!"
...is what I would say if we lived in a world that made any sense.
...is what I would say if we lived in a world that made any sense.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"You can't call the thing a hoax then still use it to go after people!"
...is what I would say if we lived in a world that made any sense.
...is what I would say if we lived in a world that made any sense.
Harp Magic: Loreena McKennitt Sings Tennyson's Lady of Shalott
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November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"man my guts have been wacky the last couple of days" well perhaps that's because you've been taking your morning pill then NOT TAKING THE SECOND AND THIRD UNTIL LATE EVENING??? maybe??? just a fucking thought!
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"man my guts have been wacky the last couple of days" well perhaps that's because you've been taking your morning pill then NOT TAKING THE SECOND AND THIRD UNTIL LATE EVENING??? maybe??? just a fucking thought!
They made me un-draw them then jump through hoops but I have drawn them once again. Now to see how much longer this is drawn out before confirmation of the conclusions which I originally drew over a week ago.
Mmmm yes I have drawn these conclusions. Oh well!
DRAWING SOME CONCLUSIONS
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They made me un-draw them then jump through hoops but I have drawn them once again. Now to see how much longer this is drawn out before confirmation of the conclusions which I originally drew over a week ago.
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Abolish gender markers on government IDs. They serve no useful function. Medical field should move off of sex assigned at birth and have a reproductive organ inventory.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Abolish gender markers on government IDs. They serve no useful function. Medical field should move off of sex assigned at birth and have a reproductive organ inventory.
Love to watch a guy in full fatigues go into the "so sexy that we literally blocked out the windows" haircut place. Best and brightest my ass.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Love to watch a guy in full fatigues go into the "so sexy that we literally blocked out the windows" haircut place. Best and brightest my ass.
Sitting at the dealership as they hopefully patch but maybe replace my tire with the screw in it, and also do my inspection because whoops it was due in September, and BOOOOORED
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sitting at the dealership as they hopefully patch but maybe replace my tire with the screw in it, and also do my inspection because whoops it was due in September, and BOOOOORED
Madison Cawthorn: Not Actually A Liar, It Turns Out???
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
please note
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November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Madison Cawthorn: Not Actually A Liar, It Turns Out???
wait wait wait.
the Trump admin is arguing...that prop 50......is racist???
i'm assuming they're going to argue that it's racist against white people???
the Trump admin is arguing...that prop 50......is racist???
i'm assuming they're going to argue that it's racist against white people???
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
wait wait wait.
the Trump admin is arguing...that prop 50......is racist???
i'm assuming they're going to argue that it's racist against white people???
the Trump admin is arguing...that prop 50......is racist???
i'm assuming they're going to argue that it's racist against white people???
In case you were wondering if the Epstein stuff was a line for Trump fans: it extremely was not.
It's fake. It's edited. He didn't say he WENT there. "The woman" cleared him. Etc.
It's fake. It's edited. He didn't say he WENT there. "The woman" cleared him. Etc.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In case you were wondering if the Epstein stuff was a line for Trump fans: it extremely was not.
It's fake. It's edited. He didn't say he WENT there. "The woman" cleared him. Etc.
It's fake. It's edited. He didn't say he WENT there. "The woman" cleared him. Etc.
Zac Segal, the president of the BU College Republicans, WHO IS HIMSELF FROM LONDON, is responsible for the raid at the Allston car wash.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE ‘for months’ before Allston Car Wash raid
Zac Segal, the president of the Boston University College Republicans, said he called ICE "for months" before the Allston Car Wash raid.
www.boston.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Zac Segal, the president of the BU College Republicans, WHO IS HIMSELF FROM LONDON, is responsible for the raid at the Allston car wash.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
if you ever ever ever ever say "well but the age of consent laws-" NOPE
DON'T CARE
IF YOU ARE A FUCKING DUDE IN YOUR 50S LOOKING AT 16 YEAR OLDS I DON'T CARE
IT'S FUCKING GROSS
DON'T CARE
IF YOU ARE A FUCKING DUDE IN YOUR 50S LOOKING AT 16 YEAR OLDS I DON'T CARE
IT'S FUCKING GROSS
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
if you ever ever ever ever say "well but the age of consent laws-" NOPE
DON'T CARE
IF YOU ARE A FUCKING DUDE IN YOUR 50S LOOKING AT 16 YEAR OLDS I DON'T CARE
IT'S FUCKING GROSS
DON'T CARE
IF YOU ARE A FUCKING DUDE IN YOUR 50S LOOKING AT 16 YEAR OLDS I DON'T CARE
IT'S FUCKING GROSS
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM