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Trey Callaway
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Showrunner. Professor. Podcaster. Wet cement enthusiast. begoodhumanspodcast.com
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spent all the money I saved mowing people’s lawns as a kid to see this 11 times at the Fox Theatre in Tulsa— because I suddenly realized that building mind blowing worlds on paper was an actual job I could maybe one day have.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm sure Mamdani will walk into the NOval Office and handle himself like a pro. But man, I'm tired of Mangolini Theatre.
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani to meet with Trump in D.C. on Friday
The two will discuss affordability and public safety, a Mamdani transition spokesperson said.
gothamist.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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AGENT: “The package is great. We got Ryan Coolger attached to direct and the studio can’t wait to pair Elordi with Zendaya, but they want to know if there’s a role for Reggiano?

ME: “I don’t know his work. Italian?”

AGENT: “Yes. We’ll send you a wheel.”

ME: “You mean reel?”

AGENT: “You’ll see.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Spineless dipshits.
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Truth is Golden.
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Post you from a different era.

Full Mullet Jacket.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I can’t even get past the dipstick’s plural noun grammar error with “prices is.“ GTFOH.
Trump’s solution to the affordability crisis is to just tell us that things are affordable
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"The Thing" has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Enough. We HAVE TO HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. This is madness.
Retired couple (teacher & union carpenter) on ACA premiums skyrocketing — from $443/month to $2,224/month: “It's like buying another house and trying to pay for two houses at the same time… without the subsidy we honestly don’t know what we’re gonna do.” #TrumpShutdown
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I grew up in Tulsa and never learned about the 1921 Race Massacre until I became a fan of the GAP Band in college, and out of simple curiosity, looked up the origin of their name (Greenwood, Archer, and Pine Streets— the epicenter of destruction). That horrifying history must not be silenced again.
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Today, I saw nothing but genuine love for America. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Age verification?

"Yummy yummy in my tummy, that’s Beef-a-Roni…
Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti, Beef-a-Roni, Beef-o-Getti…
They’re both so goooood!"
Age verification?

I was watching FAMILY MATTERS *before* Urkel was added.
Age verification? I put Knight Rider stickers all over my Fisher Price Parking Garage playset.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Man, those were some epic quests, though.
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
August 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I know this is an old complaint. But I still wish targeted advertising would fuck all the way off.
August 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I STILL KINDA KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

#MildHorror
Alfred Hitchcock's
THE BIRDS...POOP

#MildHorror
A YARD SALE ON ELM STREET

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
July 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I once had the privilege of sitting beside Mr. Wilder at a dinner party, and thanked him for “Double Indemnity,” “The Apartment,” and his whole body of work. “Ohh, dat’s sweet,” said the Master. “And what do you do?” “I’m a TV writer,” I humbly replied. “Ecch,” he said with a frown. “TV is shit.” 🤣👏
Happy Billy Wilder's birthday!
June 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
CRYSTAL’S PIZZA in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The first neon sign I ever fell in love with – sparkling across the restaurant’s façade. And inside— tasty thin crust pies with bottomless pitchers of strawberry soda, while you watched Laurel & Hardy comedies on a big screen until your face hurt from laughing.
June 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“Sex you, I will.”
May 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was in college before I realized those “Five Civilized Tribes” I learned about in my middle school Oklahoma History class was really just a whitewashed way for racists to feign respect for Native Americans. My humble apologies to the Cherokee, Choctaw, Creek, Chickashaw, and Seminole nations.
Folks, get in here. We’re admitting all the dumb wrong shit we believed until we were way too old.
Fun fact: until I was appreciably into my 20s, I thought they were called oncologists because they were always “on call.”
May 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Post your getaway vehicle
May 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My guess is, most of the 65% who quit— only did so because their insurance wouldn’t cover it anymore (even with a doctor’s prescription) and it’s just too damned expensive to pay for out of pocket. God, I hate American healthcare.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 24
Taking the drug made one writer feel so sick she quit and focused on healthy habits instead of her body size. Turns out, 65% of people using GLP-1 drugs for weight loss quit within a year.
I quit Ozempic and embraced feeling healthy over striving for thinness
Taking the drug made one writer feel so sick she quit and focused on healthy habits instead of her body size. Turns out, 65% of people using GLP-1 drugs for weight loss quit within a year.
www.npr.org
April 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This fact sucks the life from my soul.
It took 25 years to recover from the 1929 crash.
March 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM