Sarah
@trashybrain.bsky.social
32. She/Her. Queer.
Somehow convinced my hot wife to marry me.
Science, animals, horror, plants, and whatever garbage I’m into this week.
Art in my cover photo is by Anna Mond!
Somehow convinced my hot wife to marry me.
Science, animals, horror, plants, and whatever garbage I’m into this week.
Art in my cover photo is by Anna Mond!
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Nerrrrrrrrrrrds!
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
a man in red swim trunks is standing in the ocean
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November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nerrrrrrrrrrrds!
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
My stepdad is now cheating on the woman he originally cheated on my mom with.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My stepdad is now cheating on the woman he originally cheated on my mom with.
How dare Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel not have Lilith. 😡
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How dare Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel not have Lilith. 😡
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i can't be expected to work under these conditions (i don't want to)
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i can't be expected to work under these conditions (i don't want to)
I love when I catch people taking pictures of my car. Like is it the lesbian scissors, hot girls hit curbs, or all the bumper stickers about death and dying???
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I love when I catch people taking pictures of my car. Like is it the lesbian scissors, hot girls hit curbs, or all the bumper stickers about death and dying???
My 58 year old boss spent half an hour this afternoon trying to convince me to buy a VR headset and I think I’m gonna do it
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My 58 year old boss spent half an hour this afternoon trying to convince me to buy a VR headset and I think I’m gonna do it
My wife will be at her parents house tonight so I think I’m gonna go to the yoga barn for a class and then take a hot bath and read my demon erotica as a lil treat
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My wife will be at her parents house tonight so I think I’m gonna go to the yoga barn for a class and then take a hot bath and read my demon erotica as a lil treat
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Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
Sorry but I’m not doing shit today
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry but I’m not doing shit today
I went to therapeutic yoga tonight. I’m doing EMDR therapy and trying to implement a regular meditation practice. Who knew I’d be so into woo woo shit?
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I went to therapeutic yoga tonight. I’m doing EMDR therapy and trying to implement a regular meditation practice. Who knew I’d be so into woo woo shit?
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I don't think it's fair to say people don't read anymore. We read constantly, on social media, and our little emails. Essentially all we do is read. We're just reading garbage of no value.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don't think it's fair to say people don't read anymore. We read constantly, on social media, and our little emails. Essentially all we do is read. We're just reading garbage of no value.
A perfect example of what it is like to be married to me
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A perfect example of what it is like to be married to me
I wore size 12 jeans today (for the first time since 7th grade) and got to dilly dally and Christmas shop for 6 hours. I am pleased.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wore size 12 jeans today (for the first time since 7th grade) and got to dilly dally and Christmas shop for 6 hours. I am pleased.
I’ve been begging to travel for work since I got hired in this role in 2021. I’ve finally got a trip booked and you know where it’s to? Kalamazoo Michigan. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’ve been begging to travel for work since I got hired in this role in 2021. I’ve finally got a trip booked and you know where it’s to? Kalamazoo Michigan. 😅
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If a demon ever decides to possess my body, I just hope it's considerate enough to make me vacuum and wash the dishes so that I can come back to a clean house once I am no longer being possessed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If a demon ever decides to possess my body, I just hope it's considerate enough to make me vacuum and wash the dishes so that I can come back to a clean house once I am no longer being possessed.
My new favorite reaction image
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My new favorite reaction image
Initially planned to just talk to my therapist about going to yoga alone Sunday.
Instead I got to talk about my wife’s grandma’s cancer, my aunt blatantly ignoring me at Nanna’s funeral, and my best friend who is fresh out of rehab getting a DUI today. All that in 4 days.
I’m so tired.
Instead I got to talk about my wife’s grandma’s cancer, my aunt blatantly ignoring me at Nanna’s funeral, and my best friend who is fresh out of rehab getting a DUI today. All that in 4 days.
I’m so tired.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Initially planned to just talk to my therapist about going to yoga alone Sunday.
Instead I got to talk about my wife’s grandma’s cancer, my aunt blatantly ignoring me at Nanna’s funeral, and my best friend who is fresh out of rehab getting a DUI today. All that in 4 days.
I’m so tired.
Instead I got to talk about my wife’s grandma’s cancer, my aunt blatantly ignoring me at Nanna’s funeral, and my best friend who is fresh out of rehab getting a DUI today. All that in 4 days.
I’m so tired.
Courtney’s grandma has stage 4 lung cancer. Metastasized to the bone. Life just won’t let up. Christ
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Courtney’s grandma has stage 4 lung cancer. Metastasized to the bone. Life just won’t let up. Christ
Finger tattoos hurt like a fucking bitch 😅
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Finger tattoos hurt like a fucking bitch 😅
Please help me. My sister is texting me about her divorce and I’m high as a kite.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Please help me. My sister is texting me about her divorce and I’m high as a kite.
I’m at the mall and sprayed myself with a perfume at Ulta earlier. I just had to walk all the way back to buy it because I smell so good I could eat myself.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m at the mall and sprayed myself with a perfume at Ulta earlier. I just had to walk all the way back to buy it because I smell so good I could eat myself.
My coworkers are all talking in a side chat about how they hate vacationing with their husbands.
Sorry but….couldn’t be me. 💅
Sorry but….couldn’t be me. 💅
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My coworkers are all talking in a side chat about how they hate vacationing with their husbands.
Sorry but….couldn’t be me. 💅
Sorry but….couldn’t be me. 💅
Introduce yourself with:
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
I said I didn’t want to go to Southern Maryland pride because I might run into someone I knew…and ran into both of my sisters and my uncle. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I said I didn’t want to go to Southern Maryland pride because I might run into someone I knew…and ran into both of my sisters and my uncle. 🤣
As of today, I’ve been married to my wife for THREE YEARS!!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As of today, I’ve been married to my wife for THREE YEARS!!!