Sarah
@trashybrain.bsky.social
32. She/Her. Queer.
Somehow convinced my hot wife to marry me.
Science, animals, horror, plants, and whatever garbage I’m into this week.
Art in my cover photo is by Anna Mond!
Somehow convinced my hot wife to marry me.
Science, animals, horror, plants, and whatever garbage I’m into this week.
Art in my cover photo is by Anna Mond!
A perfect example of what it is like to be married to me
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A perfect example of what it is like to be married to me
I wore size 12 jeans today (for the first time since 7th grade) and got to dilly dally and Christmas shop for 6 hours. I am pleased.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I wore size 12 jeans today (for the first time since 7th grade) and got to dilly dally and Christmas shop for 6 hours. I am pleased.
My new favorite reaction image
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My new favorite reaction image
And here’s the other guy!
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And here’s the other guy!
Finger tattoos hurt like a fucking bitch 😅
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Finger tattoos hurt like a fucking bitch 😅
“Cozy cashmere, with decadent notes of caramelized vanilla, toasted macadamia & tonka bean”
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Cozy cashmere, with decadent notes of caramelized vanilla, toasted macadamia & tonka bean”
Introduce yourself with:
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
One Book 📖
One Movie 🎥
One Album 💿
One TV Show 📺
I said I didn’t want to go to Southern Maryland pride because I might run into someone I knew…and ran into both of my sisters and my uncle. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I said I didn’t want to go to Southern Maryland pride because I might run into someone I knew…and ran into both of my sisters and my uncle. 🤣
We are getting there folks. Maybe after I lose the weight, I’ll build an ass 🍑
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We are getting there folks. Maybe after I lose the weight, I’ll build an ass 🍑
My wife and I went geocaching for the first time this morning and my mind is blown. We are just walking around life with all of these objects and logs and hidden puzzles??
This one was inside the lamp post. Another was inside a fake bolt on the back of a dead end sign. What!
This one was inside the lamp post. Another was inside a fake bolt on the back of a dead end sign. What!
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife and I went geocaching for the first time this morning and my mind is blown. We are just walking around life with all of these objects and logs and hidden puzzles??
This one was inside the lamp post. Another was inside a fake bolt on the back of a dead end sign. What!
This one was inside the lamp post. Another was inside a fake bolt on the back of a dead end sign. What!
Took my 17/18 y.o nephews to Field of Screams tonight. I’ve never felt so old in my life.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Took my 17/18 y.o nephews to Field of Screams tonight. I’ve never felt so old in my life.
That was an unfun 3hrs but it’s SO CUTE!
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That was an unfun 3hrs but it’s SO CUTE!
Went to a Spirit Doll making class at a local brewery tonight. Meet Burp!
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Went to a Spirit Doll making class at a local brewery tonight. Meet Burp!
These pictures would be better if my hair was dry 😡
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These pictures would be better if my hair was dry 😡
In any case, that game was pretty amazing. My husband got a TD (and a fumble but shh). Michael Pierce and Vampire Weekend were there. Jason Kelce was just randomly playing the saxophone with the marching band. Good Charlotte hosted the halftime show.
Plus they gave us cool Kpop light sticks lol
Plus they gave us cool Kpop light sticks lol
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
In any case, that game was pretty amazing. My husband got a TD (and a fumble but shh). Michael Pierce and Vampire Weekend were there. Jason Kelce was just randomly playing the saxophone with the marching band. Good Charlotte hosted the halftime show.
Plus they gave us cool Kpop light sticks lol
Plus they gave us cool Kpop light sticks lol
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IF THAT DOESN’T WORK LOOK AT HER
September 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
AND IF THAT DOESN’T WORK LOOK AT HER
Tripped and fell into a tattoo studio today. Whoops.
September 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tripped and fell into a tattoo studio today. Whoops.
A little snapshot of my day. 💕
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A little snapshot of my day. 💕
I’m stoned and will probably delete this in the morning.
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m stoned and will probably delete this in the morning.