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I swear, it wasn't mine. I was holding it for a friend.
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I slept 11 hours last night wtf.
March 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is America Great Again yet?
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
18 years ago....
March 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why do I even bother having an iPad? It just sits there, unused.
February 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“John! Did you finish that T1000 yet?”
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 AM
“Why is he using ether to start that engine? Doesn’t he know that ether is bad for the engine? Dad, do you know him? Can you text him to tell him that’s bad for the engine and to check the glow plugs. Also tell him to check the fuel filter dad.”

“Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
“Daaaaaad, daaaaad, daaaad!!!!”

“What?”

“Why did you say that thing?”

“What thing?”

“About the kitchen?”

“When did Insay anything about the kitchen?”

“Last week”
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 9:13 AM
lmfao
November 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
We used to be a bunch of tiny mammals running from big scary dinosaurs and now we're eating the scary dinosaur's descendants.

Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Founder mode is weak sauce. If you’re really dedicated to aligning stakeholders and generating shareholder value with your b2b sass, you need to go all in with Eunuch-mode
November 13, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Whenever I hear doomers dream up some horrible AI induced future, I just remember how bad supermarket self checkout kiosks are. If we can't even get that right, you think we're going to be able to create some super intelligent AGI that's modeled after us?
October 31, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Me and my product manager at standup trying to figure out how to save this failing startup.
October 30, 2024 at 12:01 PM
The great part about fall with kids is watching the leaves change color, the holidays, and catching every virus and disease known to man.
October 29, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I’m sick of all the anti-wetland rhetoric. We need to fix this.
October 29, 2024 at 2:09 PM
When you get pinged on Monday morning at 9am: “hey you got a quick minute to sync?”
October 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I’m trying to get into web3 and just picked this up. I’ll be ready to pump and dump my own shitcoin in no time.
October 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn.
October 26, 2024 at 1:33 PM