Trash Panda 🦝
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Follow me for unhinged takes on tech
Follow me for unhinged takes on tech
Is America Great Again yet?
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Is America Great Again yet?
18 years ago....
March 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
18 years ago....
I’m doing my part.
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m doing my part.
“John! Did you finish that T1000 yet?”
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 AM
“John! Did you finish that T1000 yet?”
“Why is he using ether to start that engine? Doesn’t he know that ether is bad for the engine? Dad, do you know him? Can you text him to tell him that’s bad for the engine and to check the glow plugs. Also tell him to check the fuel filter dad.”
“Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
“Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
“Why is he using ether to start that engine? Doesn’t he know that ether is bad for the engine? Dad, do you know him? Can you text him to tell him that’s bad for the engine and to check the glow plugs. Also tell him to check the fuel filter dad.”
“Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
“Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
“Daaaaaad, daaaaad, daaaad!!!!”
“What?”
“Why did you say that thing?”
“What thing?”
“About the kitchen?”
“When did Insay anything about the kitchen?”
“Last week”
“What?”
“Why did you say that thing?”
“What thing?”
“About the kitchen?”
“When did Insay anything about the kitchen?”
“Last week”
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
“Daaaaaad, daaaaad, daaaad!!!!”
“What?”
“Why did you say that thing?”
“What thing?”
“About the kitchen?”
“When did Insay anything about the kitchen?”
“Last week”
“What?”
“Why did you say that thing?”
“What thing?”
“About the kitchen?”
“When did Insay anything about the kitchen?”
“Last week”
We used to be a bunch of tiny mammals running from big scary dinosaurs and now we're eating the scary dinosaur's descendants.
Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
We used to be a bunch of tiny mammals running from big scary dinosaurs and now we're eating the scary dinosaur's descendants.
Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
Founder mode is weak sauce. If you’re really dedicated to aligning stakeholders and generating shareholder value with your b2b sass, you need to go all in with Eunuch-mode
November 13, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Founder mode is weak sauce. If you’re really dedicated to aligning stakeholders and generating shareholder value with your b2b sass, you need to go all in with Eunuch-mode
Me and my product manager at standup trying to figure out how to save this failing startup.
October 30, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Me and my product manager at standup trying to figure out how to save this failing startup.
I’m sick of all the anti-wetland rhetoric. We need to fix this.
October 29, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I’m sick of all the anti-wetland rhetoric. We need to fix this.
When you get pinged on Monday morning at 9am: “hey you got a quick minute to sync?”
October 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
When you get pinged on Monday morning at 9am: “hey you got a quick minute to sync?”
I’m trying to get into web3 and just picked this up. I’ll be ready to pump and dump my own shitcoin in no time.
October 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I’m trying to get into web3 and just picked this up. I’ll be ready to pump and dump my own shitcoin in no time.
Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn.
October 26, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn.