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Tragic Planet is a mosh pit of bad ideas and bootleg brilliance for the end of days. Culpable for harebrained schemes such as Tragic: The Saddening, Soccer Slammers and Fine For Now 🐀🌐

🛒 SHOP: tragicthesaddening.com
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Far too belatedly, days after the initial hysteria, Sky News are forced to clarify that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans do indeed have a track record of violent behaviour
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“NO WORRIES, MATE.”​ 🇦🇺⚽️

Bootleg ‘Big Ange’ action figure  / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.​ 👊💥

www.tragicthesaddening.com/soccer-slamm...
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“NO WORRIES, MATE.”​ 🇦🇺⚽️

Bootleg ‘Big Ange’ action figure  / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.​ 👊💥

www.tragicthesaddening.com/soccer-slamm...
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
For anyone who likes the niche crossover of footy and wrestling / also wants to chat shit, post your thoughts and ideas and ACTUALLY see our posts and what we're up to over here www.reddit.com/r/soccerslam...
Soccer Slammers
Pull up a creaky chair at r/SoccerSlammers, the dingy pub for football’s lost tales and morbid chuckles and occasional action figures. Birthed from @soccerslammers on Instagram, we swap grim terrace y...
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April 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Wayne Rooney, St Pauli, Athletic Club, Juventus, Italia 90, Euro 2024, Iraq, USA and so much more. Only inside issue 2. Link in the bio. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!
February 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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He makes himself big
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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yep
January 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tonight, these two titans clash in a managerial showdown for the ages! Will the Night Tactician conquer and drain his foe, or will Brodge leave his mark (and belt) at Villa Park? Get ready for a Champions League rumble in the Midlands!

(PLEASE WIN VILLA! 🙏)
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Genuinely gutted to see Tyrone Mings limping off there. A good player, a good guy and, lest we forget, responsible for one of the finest moments in the history of twitter.
January 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Saturday is treat day
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Portsmouth 08/09
January 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
• RING NAME: Wayne Rooney
• NICKNAME: Wazza / Street Striker
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Overhead Knockout: A dramatic and iconic overhead bicycle kick aimed at the opponent's head, delivering a knockout blow that leaves the audience in awe.
January 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Mister 😍🍷
January 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Fraser Forster now running a crèche
December 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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• RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
• NICKNAME: The Beast
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.
December 10, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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goodnight
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
• RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
• NICKNAME: The Beast
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.
December 10, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Monday
December 9, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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🥳 COMPETITION
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
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December 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! 🥵
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! 🥵
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
“Give me somethin’ to break!
Give me somethin’ to break!
Just give me somethin’ to break!
How ‘bout your fuckin’ face?!”

#limpbizkit #mtg
December 4, 2024 at 3:10 PM
“Loved them all through many a lifetime,
Some are gone but some still strong,
Some are weird as hell but we love 'em,
Some are one trick ponies but we embrace 'em,
'Cause I've always had a soft spot for repetition.”

#kurtvile #mtg
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Uh
November 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM