“NO WORRIES, MATE.”​ 🇦🇺⚽️

Bootleg ‘Big Ange’ action figure  / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.​ 👊💥

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Tonight, these two titans clash in a managerial showdown for the ages! Will the Night Tactician conquer and drain his foe, or will Brodge leave his mark (and belt) at Villa Park? Get ready for a Champions League rumble in the Midlands!

(PLEASE WIN VILLA! 🙏)

• RING NAME: Wayne Rooney
• NICKNAME: Wazza / Street Striker
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Overhead Knockout: A dramatic and iconic overhead bicycle kick aimed at the opponent's head, delivering a knockout blow that leaves the audience in awe.

Mister 😍🍷

• RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
• NICKNAME: The Beast
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.

Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! 🥵
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! 🤔

“Give me somethin’ to break!
Give me somethin’ to break!
Just give me somethin’ to break!
How ‘bout your fuckin’ face?!”

#limpbizkit #mtg

“Loved them all through many a lifetime,
Some are gone but some still strong,
Some are weird as hell but we love 'em,
Some are one trick ponies but we embrace 'em,
'Cause I've always had a soft spot for repetition.”

#kurtvile #mtg

TRAGIC FRIDAY IS HERE! 🐀

BE BOLD. Stock up and fill your bins with all the Soccer Slammers you can imagine (or get hold of) or anything else that takes your fancy by using code: ‘TRAGICFRIDAY’ at t’cart.

The perfect xmas gift for your frenemies! 🔥

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"Fawn, doe, light snow,
Make me feel alive."

#thehotelier #mtg

“The clouds are passing by on by, my darling.
Your eyes are breathing,
I've seen them in the light.”

#juliebyrne #mtg

TRAGIC FRIDAY IS HERE! 🐀

BE BOLD. Stock up and fill your bins with Tragic: The Saddening cards, Soccer Slammers or anything else that takes your fancy by using code: ‘TRAGICFRIDAY’ at t’cart.

GOOD LUCK!

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​*Action figures not included in discount

“Girl, all I know,
Is every time you're here, I feel the change, huh.
Somethin' moves, I scream your name,
Look what you got me doin'.”

#barrywhite #mtg

"NEVER GIVE UP!"

Our unofficial bootleg 'Egyptian King' action figure from the football / wrestling, nostalgia-inducing, non-existent video game sensation, Soccer Slammers is now available!!!

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(sound on 🔉) ⚽️💥

"NEVER GIVE UP!" ⚽️

Our officially unofficial bootleg ‘Egyptian King’ action figure. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a lush card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!​ 👊💥

Extremely limited edition of 20.

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🚨 FINALLY!🚨

The Red Devil himself, our unofficial bootleg ‘Keano’ action figure. 3D printed and hand-painted and packaged on a lush card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can! 👊💥

Extremely limited edition of 30.

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