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Tim Smith
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Senior Dev by day: Excel, Power Query, C#, XSLT
Armchair medievalist all other times: More Dante than Piers, more Ofeo than Gawain. Brother to Pearl poet.
Husband and dad. Church bassist
We realised last night it's a competition between #CallTheMidwife and #StrangerThings for the TV, my money would be on Sister Monica Joan to kerb stomp Vecna every time...
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹

They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.

A new scoop for The Reengineer!

www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
Church organ tuning records mirror our warming climate
The records appear to reflect climate change, as well as the increased heating of churches in winter
www.thereengineer.pro
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Mucking about with your mates is one of the fundamental drivers id innovation. For instance, SMS was originally an engineer-to-engineer protocol that some kids found on their parents' home phones
I have seen kids with otherwise restricted internet access use a shared google doc as a sort of enormous chat room. I can only assume that whoever introduced the ban has never met a teenager.
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The excitement at realising that, as an adult, I can play on the Switch in bed if I want to, was spoilt by the subsequent realisation I need my reading glasses to do so....
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well that's a new one, a Christmas round Robin lease to a new book on the to read list! But then Brian Stanley's history of the BMS was very useful when I wrote my dissertation
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Having bought Baldurs Gate 1 _again_ (switch) maybe this will be the decade when I complete it. After my lvl1 thief was ambushed by 9 bandits, I've abandoned subtlety and Median Dave the half-orc fighter is back. His strategy of meeting problems face on with a big hammer is going well thus far
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Important question before nativity dressing up service at church next week - were there ducks in 1st century Palestine?
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Boethius feeling very relevant this morning....
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
New example for why security through obscurity isn't
"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Today's proofing lesson is not to rely too heavily on Wikipedia; it might not be up to date
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Thinking about the Pearl poem for a piece I'm writing and decided that I'll be referring to the pearl poet as "pearl father" from now on. Makes him more human and relatable

#PearlPoem #poetry #medieval #Grief
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Video of Jamiroquai's seven days in sunny June has just appeared on Spotify. I'm loving the vibe of the pianist with pipe in mouth.
Could I make that vibe work in the church worship band?
Asking for a friend obviously....
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I haven't seen this year's yet but, in all honesty, this was then the John Lewis Christmas ad peaked youtu.be/IB_C2eOQG9g?...
The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2015 [The Dark Side Version] - Star Wars parody by The Poke
YouTube video by The Poke
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Despite having been reading M R James 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 I still asked for my medieval finds to be wrapped in paper. Frankly, it's only due to the good sense of Minster Gate Bookshop in York not to tie it up with string that I'm not going to be visited by some terrifying apparition tonight....
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When I suggested some form of momento mori for the next men's weekend, this isn't quite what I had in mind...
I want the kind of goofing-around friendship that these guys have
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just watched both a southern and thameslink train sound their horns for a small lad who was waving to them! #wholesome
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I maintain my position that installing a printer in Debian seems harder than it could be, but do concede that turning the printer on first may, indeed, help
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So I've pretty much got Rend Collective's My Lighthouse sorted on the Bouzouki (well with a capo) so I think, maybe I'll give the Mandolin a go. Nope, just remembered why I had I to move my big clumsy bass player fingers to the larger fretboard in the first place
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Lurching from Medieval to Modern! Good to be at @brightonseo.com again. 11 years since I first came here, great to see how it's grown
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I was quite nervous going into That Hideous Strength because I'd really struggled through Perelandria, hut it's turned out to be a much easier read (so far). Anyone else found this?
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Somewhere in Sussex, a dog is sleeping, calm in the knowledge that his barely-tolerated spare has taken him to both the vets and groomer this week, so the worst is over and he can relax.
And that box? That's the new hoover...
October 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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18th October is the feast of St Luke the Evangelist and here his symbol is depicted among the other symbols of the evangelists.

Cambridge, Corpus Christi College, MS 048; Bible; c.1170 CE; England (St Albans); f.205v
@parkerlibcccc.bsky.social @corpuscambridge.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I can beat the medievalists! In 61 CE, revolting British natives attacked the Roman colony of Camulodunum (Colchester). In 2015, in a domestic space, archs found the remains of a whole box of coriander as well as fenugreek, poppy seeds, cumin, & other Indian spices. Homesick Roman women made curry.
I'm pretty sure there were Indian spices in England before potatoes.
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM