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Ryan K.
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Cat lover with 1.75 cats. One of them is 95 lbs and looks like a German Shepherd. The other 0.75 has 3 legs.

Despite centuries of intensive study, we have still found no use for the Sun. We should turn it off.

I'm tired, man.
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I only post important content. #dog #schnoz
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Ever so timely
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My brain's barely pulling its weight as it is
Canada has an incredible opportunity to brain-drain the United States.
February 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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“I’m here today to directly and unambiguously express that stark strategic realities prevent the United States from being the primary guarantor of security in Europe.”

US Secretary of Defence, February 12, 2025.

Everything changed today.
February 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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men, what's preventing you from looking like this
do you hold your stuffed animals and think, wow this is too cushy i need something firmer. well look no further because this bear has abs.
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I solemnly declare the opening of the street
January 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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ummm just release an american deeperseek at an even lower cost. why do i always have to do the thinking around here
January 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things
YouTube video by Zane Golia
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January 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"A couple" means 2.

"A few" means 3-5. I would also accept 3-6, but 6 feels like too many.

"Several" means 6-9. I would also accept 7-9, based on the above, and "several" beginning with "sev", like "seven".

Anything more than that requires greater specificity, or situational context.
January 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism
January 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even"; sources: banks plan to sell their debt in X (Wall Street Journal)

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January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I only post important content. #dog #schnoz
January 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM