TotoDeeGee
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Prediction for 2026: I believe that Dubai chocolate will die a cronut, while matcha will live long enough to become the salted caramel.
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Prediction for 2026: I believe that Dubai chocolate will die a cronut, while matcha will live long enough to become the salted caramel.
You're quite the pasta baiter...
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You're quite the pasta baiter...
I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting sick and tired of living in a timeline where The Onion is a credible source of news and current events. #MakeTheOnionSatireAgain
September 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting sick and tired of living in a timeline where The Onion is a credible source of news and current events. #MakeTheOnionSatireAgain
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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
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something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40
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i feel like travis kelce and taylor swift are seeing each other, right? they've been seen together in public tons of times, she's at most of his games, he's been to her concerts, they keep doing interviews where they say they're a couple. i mean at some point it's like, come on. you're a couple
August 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i feel like travis kelce and taylor swift are seeing each other, right? they've been seen together in public tons of times, she's at most of his games, he's been to her concerts, they keep doing interviews where they say they're a couple. i mean at some point it's like, come on. you're a couple
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sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
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August 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This approach is pretty interesting, right❓️
August 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This approach is pretty interesting, right❓️
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August 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
August 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
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I keep forgetting Australia is an actual country wtf
April 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I keep forgetting Australia is an actual country wtf
July 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Alright, so ICE don't want us to call them "Gestapo" anymore. That's fine. Why don't we call them "El Proceso" instead?
(You'll get this one if you know your Argentinian history.)
(You'll get this one if you know your Argentinian history.)
July 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Alright, so ICE don't want us to call them "Gestapo" anymore. That's fine. Why don't we call them "El Proceso" instead?
(You'll get this one if you know your Argentinian history.)
(You'll get this one if you know your Argentinian history.)
Imagine if, instead of celebrity first pitches, MLB had celebrity first at-bats. Granted, most of them would strike out or get thrown out at first, but something like Ryan Reynolds driving one over the wall would feed generations.
#MLB #HireMeManfred
#MLB #HireMeManfred
May 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Imagine if, instead of celebrity first pitches, MLB had celebrity first at-bats. Granted, most of them would strike out or get thrown out at first, but something like Ryan Reynolds driving one over the wall would feed generations.
#MLB #HireMeManfred
#MLB #HireMeManfred
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wrong: "You're an idiot."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."
May 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
wrong: "You're an idiot."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."
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Illustration I did for ATLA's 20th anniversary concert 🌊
May 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Illustration I did for ATLA's 20th anniversary concert 🌊
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The Minnesota Timberwolves are the only team in NBA history to eliminate a team that rosters TWO LeBron Jameses.
A lot to consider.
A lot to consider.
May 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Minnesota Timberwolves are the only team in NBA history to eliminate a team that rosters TWO LeBron Jameses.
A lot to consider.
A lot to consider.
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It was selfish of LeBron James to get old. The Lakers would still be competitive if LeBron James had not selfishly become old.
May 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It was selfish of LeBron James to get old. The Lakers would still be competitive if LeBron James had not selfishly become old.
We were so worried about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, that we missed the *real* killer all along…
April 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We were so worried about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, that we missed the *real* killer all along…
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if 5 years ago you told me I'd be interviewed by Rolling Stone about my silly ukulele songs I'd say "ummm I don't play ukulele"
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if 5 years ago you told me I'd be interviewed by Rolling Stone about my silly ukulele songs I'd say "ummm I don't play ukulele"
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Rare devil sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth
April 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rare devil sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth
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This is what a critically endangered Red Wolf looks like. If we work together, we can save them 🐺
nywolf.org
nywolf.org
April 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is what a critically endangered Red Wolf looks like. If we work together, we can save them 🐺
nywolf.org
nywolf.org
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but at least we denied the presidency to that woman who had that laugh, so there's that
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
but at least we denied the presidency to that woman who had that laugh, so there's that