I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting sick and tired of living in a timeline where The Onion is a credible source of news and current events. #MakeTheOnionSatireAgain

More of an Old Gold man myself.

#australia #cadbury #fruitandnut

We were so worried about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, that we missed the *real* killer all along…

#Formula1 #RedBull #JusticeForLiam

The Piasterclass starts now.
#FormulaOne #GrandPrix #ChineseGP

Why does this pic actually go so hard?
#Mythbusters #BarackObama

Intentional spelling error because the opportunity was too golden.