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There's a world outside my window and it's a world of dread and fear
Happy Christmas everyone x
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Happy Christmas everyone x
This looks like an AI rendition of Andrea Jenkyns' performance of I'm An Insomniac.
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This looks like an AI rendition of Andrea Jenkyns' performance of I'm An Insomniac.
Me waiting for Santa
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me waiting for Santa
I thought the homemade eerie gothy minimalism and propulsive post-punk of 'Area Silenzio' by eat-girls would have made it my album of 2025. And it probably would have done had it not been released in November last year. I am so bad at these things...
Anyway: youtu.be/HmXA2SbB2Mk?...
Anyway: youtu.be/HmXA2SbB2Mk?...
eat-girls - Para los Pies Cansados (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bureau B
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I thought the homemade eerie gothy minimalism and propulsive post-punk of 'Area Silenzio' by eat-girls would have made it my album of 2025. And it probably would have done had it not been released in November last year. I am so bad at these things...
Anyway: youtu.be/HmXA2SbB2Mk?...
Anyway: youtu.be/HmXA2SbB2Mk?...
Can't help but feel that the wolf should have concerned himself with the opinion of the sheep on this one.
www.hse.gov.uk/treework/res...
www.hse.gov.uk/treework/res...
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Can't help but feel that the wolf should have concerned himself with the opinion of the sheep on this one.
www.hse.gov.uk/treework/res...
www.hse.gov.uk/treework/res...
David Walliams' real surname is actually the more common Williams so it was quite considerate of him to change it to something unique so anyone called David Williams wouldn't have to add "Not THAT one" to their bio.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
David Walliams' real surname is actually the more common Williams so it was quite considerate of him to change it to something unique so anyone called David Williams wouldn't have to add "Not THAT one" to their bio.
Ah yes, just ignore that pesky "everything".
Merry Christmas, Keir Starmer: despite everything, you’re still the best man for the job | Simon Jenkins
Merry Christmas, Keir Starmer: despite everything, you’re still the best man for the job | Simon Jenkins
Rumours of the prime minister’s demise are premature. Yes, the polls look bad – but these days they reflect little more than voters’ passing whims, says Guardian columnist Simon Jenkins
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Ah yes, just ignore that pesky "everything".
Don't know who the guy in the middle is but he's like those people who, even during the hottest summer days, still take a big coat out with them because "it might get chilly later".
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Don't know who the guy in the middle is but he's like those people who, even during the hottest summer days, still take a big coat out with them because "it might get chilly later".
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It did lead to lots of memes though so maybe CBS will re-release it like Sony did with Morbius.
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It did lead to lots of memes though so maybe CBS will re-release it like Sony did with Morbius.
Not a line-reading but Derek Smalls being a pipe-smoker is one of those tiny but utterly chefs-kiss perfect details that make you realise you're in the hands of someone who knows exactly what they're doing. RIP RR.
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not a line-reading but Derek Smalls being a pipe-smoker is one of those tiny but utterly chefs-kiss perfect details that make you realise you're in the hands of someone who knows exactly what they're doing. RIP RR.
Daffy Duck's reaction after, yet again, not winning the Most Popular Looney Tunes Character award.
fucking bugs
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Daffy Duck's reaction after, yet again, not winning the Most Popular Looney Tunes Character award.
Always assumed this podcast is dogshit so never listened. Is this a regular bit where they speculate on how the current political landscape would affect 1980s British comedy characters?
"So, Rachel Reeves' budget: How do you think this would affect Hale & Pace's two Rons?"
"So, Rachel Reeves' budget: How do you think this would affect Hale & Pace's two Rons?"
“He was grotesque. He was vulgar. But why shouldn't Loadsamoney, why shouldn't Harry Enfield's plasterer, have been a natural Labour voter?”
Once a joke on Thatcherism, is this now sort of person being “screwed” by the economy under Labour?
Once a joke on Thatcherism, is this now sort of person being “screwed” by the economy under Labour?
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Always assumed this podcast is dogshit so never listened. Is this a regular bit where they speculate on how the current political landscape would affect 1980s British comedy characters?
"So, Rachel Reeves' budget: How do you think this would affect Hale & Pace's two Rons?"
"So, Rachel Reeves' budget: How do you think this would affect Hale & Pace's two Rons?"
On the day Princess Diana died, I went to a screening of French hitman film Wild Target and can still remember the awkward silence following the comedy death-by-car-crash scene.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On the day Princess Diana died, I went to a screening of French hitman film Wild Target and can still remember the awkward silence following the comedy death-by-car-crash scene.
RIP Peter Greene
Share a 90s film you think deserves more love.
Scattered with fragmentation and disturbing ambiguity but ultimately a humane portrait of schizophrenia (which also contains one of the most near-unwatchable scenes in film history). Peter Greene - normally cast as scary weirdos - is heartbreaking.
Scattered with fragmentation and disturbing ambiguity but ultimately a humane portrait of schizophrenia (which also contains one of the most near-unwatchable scenes in film history). Peter Greene - normally cast as scary weirdos - is heartbreaking.
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
RIP Peter Greene
Reminder to any other painters and decorators out there who aren't up to date on Health & Safety regs: www.hse.gov.uk/work-at-heig...
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reminder to any other painters and decorators out there who aren't up to date on Health & Safety regs: www.hse.gov.uk/work-at-heig...
The Russo Brothers spent over $500 million of Netflix's money on The Gray Man and The Electric State which feels like a much more egregious scam.
A Hollywood director was convicted on charges that he scammed Netflix out of $11 million for a show that never materialized, while he instead used the cash for lavish purchases that included several Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari and about $1 million in mattresses and luxury bedding.
Director convicted of scamming $11 million from Netflix and going on lavish spending spree
Carl Erik Rinsch, best known for directing the film “47 Ronin,” was convicted of wire fraud, money laundering and other charges.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Russo Brothers spent over $500 million of Netflix's money on The Gray Man and The Electric State which feels like a much more egregious scam.
In a further comment his publicist added: "He narrated War Of The Worlds that time, as well. I suppose you think this means he endorses Martian invasions too.... No, *you're* stupid"
UPDATE: Neeson’s publicist provided a post-publication comment that we have added to the story.
“He did not shape the film’s editorial content, and any questions about its claims or messaging should be directed to the producers.”
“He did not shape the film’s editorial content, and any questions about its claims or messaging should be directed to the producers.”
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In a further comment his publicist added: "He narrated War Of The Worlds that time, as well. I suppose you think this means he endorses Martian invasions too.... No, *you're* stupid"
“Here we are again, bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle.”
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Here we are again, bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle.”
They're not making The Shipping News 2, Judi. Deal with it.
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They're not making The Shipping News 2, Judi. Deal with it.
Many people correctly pointed out that Dean Cain betrayed the values of Superman by joining ICE yet I'm not seeing anything about Michael Crawford pissing on the legacy of Condorman.
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Many people correctly pointed out that Dean Cain betrayed the values of Superman by joining ICE yet I'm not seeing anything about Michael Crawford pissing on the legacy of Condorman.
YTS Redux
Starmer to Thatcher's ghost: How am I doing, boss?
Thatcher's ghost: You're doing a great job, son... a great job!
Starmer to Thatcher's ghost: How am I doing, boss?
Thatcher's ghost: You're doing a great job, son... a great job!
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
YTS Redux
Starmer to Thatcher's ghost: How am I doing, boss?
Thatcher's ghost: You're doing a great job, son... a great job!
Starmer to Thatcher's ghost: How am I doing, boss?
Thatcher's ghost: You're doing a great job, son... a great job!
Never visited the Metaverse so don't know if it had its own version of 'Cleggmania'. Probably explains a lot if it did.
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Never visited the Metaverse so don't know if it had its own version of 'Cleggmania'. Probably explains a lot if it did.