Tootnanny
@tootnanny.bsky.social
Saw a woman on the subway this morning with a tote that said "Cookbooks are for Reading"
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
…as if we didn’t already know who the stupid people are, where they live, and what formulaic garbage makes them horny. www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/08/a...
An AI-Generated Country Song Is Topping A Billboard Chart, And That Should Infuriate Us All
A RIFF on what country is really about.
www.whiskeyriff.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
…as if we didn’t already know who the stupid people are, where they live, and what formulaic garbage makes them horny. www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/08/a...
413:
"What was your daughter's costume?"
"A witch. She discovered The Wizard of Oz this year, and that movie says her name constantly, so she had being a witch on her mind for a while."
"What's her name--Oz?"
"What was your daughter's costume?"
"A witch. She discovered The Wizard of Oz this year, and that movie says her name constantly, so she had being a witch on her mind for a while."
"What's her name--Oz?"
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
413:
"What was your daughter's costume?"
"A witch. She discovered The Wizard of Oz this year, and that movie says her name constantly, so she had being a witch on her mind for a while."
"What's her name--Oz?"
"What was your daughter's costume?"
"A witch. She discovered The Wizard of Oz this year, and that movie says her name constantly, so she had being a witch on her mind for a while."
"What's her name--Oz?"
Freeman hit that hr while I was shitting.
Up that late just to miss it. Perfect.
Up that late just to miss it. Perfect.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Freeman hit that hr while I was shitting.
Up that late just to miss it. Perfect.
Up that late just to miss it. Perfect.
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🗣 Petition to permanently banish empty coffee cups from sets and film.
I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about.
The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about.
The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
🗣 Petition to permanently banish empty coffee cups from sets and film.
I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about.
The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about.
The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
“Fall colors” basically means “red.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Fall colors” basically means “red.”
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Here's a nice tune if you like your metal with side of tribal history.
"Run to the Hills" - Iron Maiden #QuarantineHobby #Eddie
"Run to the Hills" - Iron Maiden #QuarantineHobby #Eddie
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Here's a nice tune if you like your metal with side of tribal history.
"Run to the Hills" - Iron Maiden #QuarantineHobby #Eddie
"Run to the Hills" - Iron Maiden #QuarantineHobby #Eddie
(Tay Tay finally discovered the Pixies)
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
(Tay Tay finally discovered the Pixies)
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here
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THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE
YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS
PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS
PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE
YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS
PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS
PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
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Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Let’s just use a code name.
Haha Adolf Hitler died of the thing he said he was kinda ok with.
Haha Adolf Hitler died of the thing he said he was kinda ok with.
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Let’s just use a code name.
Haha Adolf Hitler died of the thing he said he was kinda ok with.
Haha Adolf Hitler died of the thing he said he was kinda ok with.
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her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I just heard Adam Carolla’s reaction to the Jimmy Kimmel news. Not a guy you wanna be in a foxhole with: Carolla.
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I just heard Adam Carolla’s reaction to the Jimmy Kimmel news. Not a guy you wanna be in a foxhole with: Carolla.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.
September 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.
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you'll never get fired for posting a robert redford quote
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
you'll never get fired for posting a robert redford quote
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The right laughs at trans people’s deaths but demands people be sad over Charlie Kirk www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/the-...
The right laughs at trans people's deaths but demands people be sad over Charlie Kirk - LGBTQ Nation
A hierarchy of the value of people's lives is inherent to the authoritarian project, and the GOP is using its power to make everyone comply.
www.lgbtqnation.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The right laughs at trans people’s deaths but demands people be sad over Charlie Kirk www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/the-...
Ass so swampy, back so stiff, had to take this 📱 photo to confirm I haven’t shat myself.
September 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ass so swampy, back so stiff, had to take this 📱 photo to confirm I haven’t shat myself.
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This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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The 2A gun nuts who were ready to arm themselves if the government deployed the mitary to silence them have been awfully quiet lately.
August 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The 2A gun nuts who were ready to arm themselves if the government deployed the mitary to silence them have been awfully quiet lately.
“I didn’t have this in my bingo card”—a person inventing news.
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“I didn’t have this in my bingo card”—a person inventing news.
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andrew cuomo lives in NYC in the study abroad sense
August 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
andrew cuomo lives in NYC in the study abroad sense