@toolassisstedrat.bsky.social
mid twenties. despite all my soul, I'm just a bear in a hole. https://archiveofourown.org/users/ToolAssistedRat/works
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
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"You can decide to lose, Tsukino."
is it pretentious to hold onto the classics? the point is i can't NOT think about @kallidorarho.bsky.social 's Darkside every once in a while, and this time I opened MSPaint about it
is it pretentious to hold onto the classics? the point is i can't NOT think about @kallidorarho.bsky.social 's Darkside every once in a while, and this time I opened MSPaint about it
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"You can decide to lose, Tsukino."
is it pretentious to hold onto the classics? the point is i can't NOT think about @kallidorarho.bsky.social 's Darkside every once in a while, and this time I opened MSPaint about it
is it pretentious to hold onto the classics? the point is i can't NOT think about @kallidorarho.bsky.social 's Darkside every once in a while, and this time I opened MSPaint about it
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November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Happy Electric Feel Friday,
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Happy Electric Feel Friday,
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January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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It is extremely exciting to be goverened by people who literally do not understand how computer make beep.
“Don’t be silly, of course they wouldn’t try to ban VPNs”, they said…
UK government targets VPNs in online safety consultation as Lords vote for ban
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall promises "evidence-led" approach to keeping children safe online
www.techradar.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 AM
It is extremely exciting to be goverened by people who literally do not understand how computer make beep.
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talking to europeans is crazy sometimes because their average day consists of picking flowers in a magical forest before they retire for the evening in at a 800 year old winery and they'll be complaining about shit to you like "ughhhhh my landlord wants FOUR riddles this month 🙄"
May 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
talking to europeans is crazy sometimes because their average day consists of picking flowers in a magical forest before they retire for the evening in at a 800 year old winery and they'll be complaining about shit to you like "ughhhhh my landlord wants FOUR riddles this month 🙄"
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Butch worshipbait 🙏🏻
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Butch worshipbait 🙏🏻
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I dont like left stick at the bottom because your thumbs is always resting in an unnatural stretch. Left stick up high with face buttons agacent like Xbox and Switch is perfect
However purely on stick placement...Wii U Pro was like a pillow for your thumbs
However purely on stick placement...Wii U Pro was like a pillow for your thumbs
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I dont like left stick at the bottom because your thumbs is always resting in an unnatural stretch. Left stick up high with face buttons agacent like Xbox and Switch is perfect
However purely on stick placement...Wii U Pro was like a pillow for your thumbs
However purely on stick placement...Wii U Pro was like a pillow for your thumbs
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Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
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commission // don’t mess with her host
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 PM
commission // don’t mess with her host
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taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
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January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Engaging in some politics
January 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Engaging in some politics
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November 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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thats right its #FuckHerFromBehindFridaySaturday
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
thats right its #FuckHerFromBehindFridaySaturday
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yuri in dumbing age right now: fuuuuuuck do i have a crush on my best friend??? 😳
yaoi in dumbing of age right now:
yaoi in dumbing of age right now:
January 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
yuri in dumbing age right now: fuuuuuuck do i have a crush on my best friend??? 😳
yaoi in dumbing of age right now:
yaoi in dumbing of age right now: