Tooky Rhymes With Cookie
@tookymonster.bsky.social
Stand-up comic, pop culture enthusiast, potato, in that particular order.
Soup is so goated, man.
Ramen
Pho
Matzo ball
Oxtail stew
Legim (legume)
Menudo
Wonton
Stew chicken
Caldo verde
Borscht
Onion
Lentil
Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!
Ramen
Pho
Matzo ball
Oxtail stew
Legim (legume)
Menudo
Wonton
Stew chicken
Caldo verde
Borscht
Onion
Lentil
Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Soup is so goated, man.
Ramen
Pho
Matzo ball
Oxtail stew
Legim (legume)
Menudo
Wonton
Stew chicken
Caldo verde
Borscht
Onion
Lentil
Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!
Ramen
Pho
Matzo ball
Oxtail stew
Legim (legume)
Menudo
Wonton
Stew chicken
Caldo verde
Borscht
Onion
Lentil
Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!
God damn… Josh SUCKS. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
God damn… Josh SUCKS. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
4:00PM sunsets be like
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
4:00PM sunsets be like
Got on Peacock so I could FINALLY catch up with #MarriedAtFirstSight and it’s like, on the surface, the “experts”/producers appeared to have cast reasonable people.
On the surface.
SURFACE.
But as each episode passes, the more and more cooked they seem.
#MAFS
On the surface.
SURFACE.
But as each episode passes, the more and more cooked they seem.
#MAFS
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got on Peacock so I could FINALLY catch up with #MarriedAtFirstSight and it’s like, on the surface, the “experts”/producers appeared to have cast reasonable people.
On the surface.
SURFACE.
But as each episode passes, the more and more cooked they seem.
#MAFS
On the surface.
SURFACE.
But as each episode passes, the more and more cooked they seem.
#MAFS
Way back when, I used to wonder why the Clinton v. trump 2016 presidential race seemed so….. ~*personal*~
Yet now it all [allegedly] makes perfect sense.
TL;DR: I hate it here.
Yet now it all [allegedly] makes perfect sense.
TL;DR: I hate it here.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Way back when, I used to wonder why the Clinton v. trump 2016 presidential race seemed so….. ~*personal*~
Yet now it all [allegedly] makes perfect sense.
TL;DR: I hate it here.
Yet now it all [allegedly] makes perfect sense.
TL;DR: I hate it here.
MFW a child says they’re interested in becoming a politician
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
MFW a child says they’re interested in becoming a politician
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WE MUST PROSECUTE FARE EVASION!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WE MUST PROSECUTE FARE EVASION!!!
This is all I remember from Halloween 2025, which means it was a success.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is all I remember from Halloween 2025, which means it was a success.
I live for car window dogs and cat bleps.
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I live for car window dogs and cat bleps.
Are you even a REAL Hip-Hop head tho???
I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!
I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Are you even a REAL Hip-Hop head tho???
I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!
I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!
Have you ever truly looked up close at a spiderweb, man???
Because they’re beautiful.
Because they’re beautiful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Have you ever truly looked up close at a spiderweb, man???
Because they’re beautiful.
Because they’re beautiful.
See???! I’m not crazy! Naming a plant that is NUTS and wildly offensive!
I like “Wandering Dude.”
Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.”
Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.
I like “Wandering Dude.”
Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.”
Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
See???! I’m not crazy! Naming a plant that is NUTS and wildly offensive!
I like “Wandering Dude.”
Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.”
Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.
I like “Wandering Dude.”
Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.”
Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.
I love my houseplants, but lemme tell ya…
My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK.
Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me.
Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?
My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK.
Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me.
Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I love my houseplants, but lemme tell ya…
My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK.
Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me.
Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?
My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK.
Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me.
Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?
I’m a big ol’ fraidy cat about it but … OK screw it. I’m gonna post some recent art I’ve made on here.
It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽
It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m a big ol’ fraidy cat about it but … OK screw it. I’m gonna post some recent art I’ve made on here.
It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽
It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽
V proud of the fact that I put together this cabinet by all myself – in two hours. The only hard part that took the most time was assembling the doors. Otherwise, a breeze!
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
V proud of the fact that I put together this cabinet by all myself – in two hours. The only hard part that took the most time was assembling the doors. Otherwise, a breeze!
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If you are 40 and over go to the doctor!
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October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you are 40 and over go to the doctor!
Not D’Angelo 😔😔😔😔😔😔
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Not D’Angelo 😔😔😔😔😔😔
“Non-actionable opinion” is a BAR!!!
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Non-actionable opinion” is a BAR!!!
Y’all fw west coast rap and DIY home repairs?
September 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Y’all fw west coast rap and DIY home repairs?
I really respect the fact that the producers at Blue’s Clues didn’t insult their core audience’s intelligence by pulling an Aunt Vivian when it came time for Steve to leave the show and “go to college.”
September 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I really respect the fact that the producers at Blue’s Clues didn’t insult their core audience’s intelligence by pulling an Aunt Vivian when it came time for Steve to leave the show and “go to college.”
I wanna live in a world where people understand that two things can be true at once.
For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them.
Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you.
And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.
For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them.
Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you.
And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wanna live in a world where people understand that two things can be true at once.
For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them.
Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you.
And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.
For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them.
Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you.
And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.
September 1 is the start of Meteorological Autumn. But so long as it’s still Astronomical Summer, it’s still Glizzy Season to ME bayBEEE!!
a man is eating two hot dogs at once .
ALT: a man is eating two hot dogs at once .
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September 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
September 1 is the start of Meteorological Autumn. But so long as it’s still Astronomical Summer, it’s still Glizzy Season to ME bayBEEE!!
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Bernie Mac forever 🙏🏽
September 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bernie Mac forever 🙏🏽
Food poisoning is not fun.
To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?
To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Food poisoning is not fun.
To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?
To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?