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Tony Falcone
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Husband, Girl Dad
Director, Cornhusker Marching Band, University of Nebraska
Percussionist
Brother, Kappa Kappa Psi
August 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Valet will ich dir geben = I will give a deer to the valet

Wie bist du, Seele = How are you, seal?

Christus, der uns selig macht = Christ, make us a salad

(Happy birthday, Bach!)
Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated by My Niece After One Semester of German
Valet will ich dir geben I will give a deer to the valet Kommt, Seelen, dieser Tag Come, seals, this day Wie bist du, Seele How are you, seal? Chri...
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March 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
March 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Season 1, Episodes 16-19 feature EXCELLENT incidental music by Richard Rodney Bennett. Check it out… don’t cost nothin’

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March 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Officials can’t explain how a house fell on him
One of the two men charged in connection with the 2005 theft of a pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz” died on Sunday before his case could be resolved in federal court.
Man Charged in Theft of Judy Garland’s Ruby Slippers Dies
Jerry Hal Saliterman’s case had been pending in federal court. A judge dismissed the charges against him on Monday.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “At a time like this, that’s all you can think to say?” “Nonsense. Yo...
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February 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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If I was in Lord of the Rings I think I’d just live among the hobbits to a be a tall cool guy who gets things off shelves for them. That has to feel good. I’d be like “no problem Pricilla Pemblefoot, I love you little demons”
February 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chancellor Fred Mertz?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Feb 23
Friedrich Merz likely to become next German chancellor as his conservative CDU tops the vote in elections, while the far-right AfD party surges into second, exit polls project. Follow live updates: cnn.it/43ad2T0
Live updates: Germany’s 2025 elections | CNN
Millions of Germans are voting in snap elections. The centre-right CDU is predicted to win the biggest share of votes, putting its leader Friedrich Merz in pole position to be next chancellor. Follow ...
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February 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Public higher ed ys the infrastructure of democracye. It ys tyme for a movement to re-invest yn public higher ed as a common goode. Excellent college educacioun shoulde be accessible and affordable to everye student who doth choose to pursue it.
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’d love to see a version of Iron Man where all of Jeff Bridges’ lines are overdubbed with ones from The Big Lebowski
February 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Ich get unhorsed
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'
January 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Normalize putting pepperoni on lasagna
January 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Why did the McAllisters have a dog door when they didn’t have a dog?
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM