Tonya Says Things
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Avid eater, skilled cook, occasional baker. Cat lover and sumo fan. Sometimes I write stuff and perform things. Former professional aural courtesan. She/her.
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I hear you, but I think eggs already have their place in Easter celebrations. Plus I'm trying to strike the right work/life balance.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I hear you, but I think eggs already have their place in Easter celebrations. Plus I'm trying to strike the right work/life balance.
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1. A mother's life is more important than a fetus.
2. We are stewards of the planet and must protect and conserve it and all its resources and inhabitants.
3. Every human being is equal & deserves equal rights.
4. Love your neighbor as yourself.
5. Don't lie.
6. No one is above the law.
2. We are stewards of the planet and must protect and conserve it and all its resources and inhabitants.
3. Every human being is equal & deserves equal rights.
4. Love your neighbor as yourself.
5. Don't lie.
6. No one is above the law.
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
1. A mother's life is more important than a fetus.
2. We are stewards of the planet and must protect and conserve it and all its resources and inhabitants.
3. Every human being is equal & deserves equal rights.
4. Love your neighbor as yourself.
5. Don't lie.
6. No one is above the law.
2. We are stewards of the planet and must protect and conserve it and all its resources and inhabitants.
3. Every human being is equal & deserves equal rights.
4. Love your neighbor as yourself.
5. Don't lie.
6. No one is above the law.
I feel like there's a seasonal business opportunity here. I should start a company that delivers deviled eggs by the dozen on Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day only.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I feel like there's a seasonal business opportunity here. I should start a company that delivers deviled eggs by the dozen on Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day only.
Found this cream puff store my first trip to Paris. When I realized they'd be closed for August vacations, I almost completely rebooked my second trip to France. 😂 www.popelini.com
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www.popelini.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Found this cream puff store my first trip to Paris. When I realized they'd be closed for August vacations, I almost completely rebooked my second trip to France. 😂 www.popelini.com
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we can’t go back. so start figuring out what you want the future to look like.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
we can’t go back. so start figuring out what you want the future to look like.
Cake is a lie.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Cake is a lie.
I really wish more people understood this. It's also why getting upset they won't acknowledge their hypocrisy is a trap. Don't waste a second trying to get them to admit it, they already know. The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug, and the lack of shame allows them to believe they deserve it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I really wish more people understood this. It's also why getting upset they won't acknowledge their hypocrisy is a trap. Don't waste a second trying to get them to admit it, they already know. The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug, and the lack of shame allows them to believe they deserve it.
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- everything here seems nice but something is actually very wrong
- discredited scientist's insane idea saves the world
- ensemble buddy movie where bad guy memorably gets his comeuppance
- couple that hate each other try not to fall in love
- space lasers
- discredited scientist's insane idea saves the world
- ensemble buddy movie where bad guy memorably gets his comeuppance
- couple that hate each other try not to fall in love
- space lasers
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
- everything here seems nice but something is actually very wrong
- discredited scientist's insane idea saves the world
- ensemble buddy movie where bad guy memorably gets his comeuppance
- couple that hate each other try not to fall in love
- space lasers
- discredited scientist's insane idea saves the world
- ensemble buddy movie where bad guy memorably gets his comeuppance
- couple that hate each other try not to fall in love
- space lasers
Been told that many times. I was very well known in the biz, would be near impossible to stay anonymous. And already did a solo show about it. 😁
But really, nowadays, nowhere and no one is safe.
But really, nowadays, nowhere and no one is safe.
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Been told that many times. I was very well known in the biz, would be near impossible to stay anonymous. And already did a solo show about it. 😁
But really, nowadays, nowhere and no one is safe.
But really, nowadays, nowhere and no one is safe.
As a former professional phone sex operator of 15+ years, believe me when I say y'all would die inside you knew what I know about what turns men on. And yes, I'm talking about your fathers, your sons, your brothers, your husbands, your coworkers, not some nebulous bogeymen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
As a former professional phone sex operator of 15+ years, believe me when I say y'all would die inside you knew what I know about what turns men on. And yes, I'm talking about your fathers, your sons, your brothers, your husbands, your coworkers, not some nebulous bogeymen.
I actually believe it's their plan to deal with liability of prez's age and mental decline. They'll let him hang himself, won't have to cede power or admit to puppeteering dementia daddy for a while now. My crazy conspiracy theory is Vance will divorce his wife and marry EKirk, just in time for '28.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I actually believe it's their plan to deal with liability of prez's age and mental decline. They'll let him hang himself, won't have to cede power or admit to puppeteering dementia daddy for a while now. My crazy conspiracy theory is Vance will divorce his wife and marry EKirk, just in time for '28.