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everyone knows that we don’t need another social media platform. what this account presupposes is…maybe we do?
the level of participation has never been this limited @cdcarter13.bsky.social
Packers HC Matt LaFleur says Dontayvion Wicks' practice today was "very limited."
December 30, 2023 at 6:02 AM
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These days, you can't turn your private island into a hunting ground for the most dangerous game: man. Because of wokeness
October 22, 2023 at 3:25 AM
“scorsese’s first political movie” lmfaoooooo
there was never any other outcome for flower moon's reception but for the right to declare martin scorsese has gone woke
October 21, 2023 at 7:50 PM
some personal news: have acquired the coveted “costco membership”
October 21, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
desperately searching for sports accounts to follow #onhere. where are the fantasy football freaks. give them to me
October 18, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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haven’t seen a Jordan take a loss like this since Michael’s father was taken out because of MJ’s gambling debts.
October 18, 2023 at 7:01 PM
i’ve decided to use this app more purely because i learned i can turn my little avatar photo upside-down
October 18, 2023 at 4:21 PM