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Tommy Acuff
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I wear eyeglasses to improve my vision, but they do little for my foresight
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What's the Damn point in being the billionaire owner of a baseball team if you're not gonna be booga booga crazy about winning a World Series?
A kid who works for us is getting married today.

I worked retail for 25 years, which meant I worked Saturdays for most of 1997-2022. I didn't get many off, and if I'm being honest, it sometimes bugged me having to use a Saturday off for a wedding.

A Wednesday wedding appeals to me very much.
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is why you make the trade for McKenzie Gore.

This is why.
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They're so scared. Of everything.

They think that being the biggest and toughest and meanest means they won't be scared anymore.

Tied into that is the need to punish the people who live the lives they wish they did.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
One hit? One God Damn hit?
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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donald trump and the white nationalists that run his government want you to think that slavery was just fine www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
National park to remove photo of enslaved man’s scars
The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple national parks in an effort to scrub them of “corrosive ideology.”
www.washingtonpost.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I seem to recall the right storming the Capitol on January 6th and beating police officers with the U.S. flag.
September 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Battle doomscrolling by passing 5 small pleasures in life:

1. My wife touching the back of my neck.
2. The smell of rain on a dry summer day
3. A fluidly turned double play
4. Fried Pickles from Toot's
5. When you hear Sam over Cap's comm.... on your left......
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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What a terrible time to have a conscience.
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This morning, I have a weird feeling that somebody like San Francisco or Texas are going to sneak their way into the postseason and wreak havoc.
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
They should have made Michael Peña Ant-Man.
September 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Woooo.

Willi Castro.

Wooo.
September 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't know if I miss going to Dragon Con, or just going someplace with 14 people, piling into 2 hotel rooms, getting drunk and eating like shit for 4 days.
August 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fucking hell. Gods bless Boyd. This entire pitching staff deserves better. Wouldn't have mattered if they'd traded for a monster starter. Wouldn't have given him run support either.
a woman in a red suit says it was embarrassing netflix
ALT: a woman in a red suit says it was embarrassing netflix
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking the 3 Zero Sugar root beers I've tried in the last couple weeks:

1. Barq's
2. Mug
3. A&W

This is the reverse order of how I would rank their sugared versions.
August 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today started well, but ended kinda bullshitty.
August 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
It is a pity that Warren Oates passed before he could show up in a Coen Brothers flick.
August 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Nothing says Peace Prize like deploying armed troops to the streets of your cities.
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Finished When the Clock Broke by @lioneltrolling.bsky.social. Strong read, especially for those of us who lived through the 90s and have spent the last 10 or more years wondering how we got into this handbag.....
August 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I like statcast games.

Even if I never glance at the stats. They talk primarily about the game

That's what I appreciate about it.
August 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Fucking Brewers.
August 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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"When is it safe to eat Hulk Hogan"
August 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM