Tom Jeltsch
@tomjeltsch.bsky.social
EMT. Dog dad. Person dad. I like baseball
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Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
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Why did the zombie crash the MAGA rally?
He was on a hunger strike!
He was on a hunger strike!
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why did the zombie crash the MAGA rally?
He was on a hunger strike!
He was on a hunger strike!
@meetatthemitt.bsky.social will my guest appearance be on zoom or..?
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@meetatthemitt.bsky.social will my guest appearance be on zoom or..?
Someone on Facebook told me that I "sound vaccinated" and I don't even know how to respond to that.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Someone on Facebook told me that I "sound vaccinated" and I don't even know how to respond to that.
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INCREDIBERRY: "It's kind of hard to convince people you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers… It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it."
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
INCREDIBERRY: "It's kind of hard to convince people you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers… It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it."
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If you have to keep changing your story, you're guilty. Just watch any Law and Order episode ever.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you have to keep changing your story, you're guilty. Just watch any Law and Order episode ever.
Easily the worst part about accidentally putting chicken broth on my cereal instead of milk is that this isn't the first time I've done it
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Easily the worst part about accidentally putting chicken broth on my cereal instead of milk is that this isn't the first time I've done it
Your 2025 2-PAC champs! Go Cougs!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Your 2025 2-PAC champs! Go Cougs!
Facebook marketplace never disappoints
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Facebook marketplace never disappoints
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I'm about to go walking in the woods next to a cemetery at night. I'm sure it'll be fine
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm about to go walking in the woods next to a cemetery at night. I'm sure it'll be fine
I caught this sadistic fucker right before lockdown; I can't imagine that's a coincidence #pokemongo
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I caught this sadistic fucker right before lockdown; I can't imagine that's a coincidence #pokemongo
This is a whole-ass subreddit
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This is a whole-ass subreddit
I'm not surprised that Fred Durst supports Putin; I am, however, that there are still people willing to pay to see Fred Durst
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm not surprised that Fred Durst supports Putin; I am, however, that there are still people willing to pay to see Fred Durst
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Release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Release the files.
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Repost if you still haven't forgotten about the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Repost if you still haven't forgotten about the Epstein files.
Bi-phobia energy is the same as Incel energy; you're just mad that someone else is getting laid more than you
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Bi-phobia energy is the same as Incel energy; you're just mad that someone else is getting laid more than you
"Clean Kitchen" should be a scented candle
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Clean Kitchen" should be a scented candle
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November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM