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Tom (He/Him)
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29 | Bi/Pan 🏳️‍🌈 | Northern/North of Ireland

That's my dog, Ollie, in my profile pic.
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Triple H is such a good guy. He's kindly given Wrestling Content Creators years of "How They Should Have Booked Cena's Heel/Retirement Run" essays to pump out to replace the drying well of the "How They Should Have Booked The Invasion" thinkpiece industry.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Thank you, Triple H, for fumbling Cena's retirement so badly that he may have made the possibility of a substantial boycott of the Rumble in Saudi Arabia more possible. Hope the pissed off-ness sustains to the end of January.
I'm genuinely curious how much backlash there is going to be when WWE holds the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia in just over a month's time. I'd like to have my fears proven wrong and see a genuine pushback that makes WWE worried about SaudiMania in 2027 but I doubt it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you feel bad for Cena, just remember that they are doing Mania in Saudi Arabia in 2027, and I would not be shocked if they get him out of retirement for it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I'm genuinely curious how much backlash there is going to be when WWE holds the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia in just over a month's time. I'd like to have my fears proven wrong and see a genuine pushback that makes WWE worried about SaudiMania in 2027 but I doubt it.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
He really managed to top kissing the Prime logo.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I genuinely had a friend who argued the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat was an underrated classic and that is a movie that was basically designed to punish Mike Myers as part of a settlement for cancelling a movie based on one of his SNL sketches cause he was dissatisfied with the script.
One of the odder things about aging is year after year discovering that a media property we universally agreed was dogshit is now beloved because people who watched it when they were 6 are now old enough to intellectualise it but not smart enough to consider that they liked it *because they were 6*.
I feel like I'm similarly losing my mind about Polar Express getting a weird critical revaluation twenty years after we all collectively decided it was dull and creepy looking and weird
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There's loads of Grinch stuff in the shops this Christmas and it's all "Bah I Hate Christmas" but the Grinch likes Christmas by the end of the story so why is his merch still pushing his pre-heart growing three sizes character? Are we to assume the Merch Grinch is from a different continuity!? 🤓
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is the Centrist Brain. If both sides say different things, the truth must lie somewhere in between. The idea that one side is just totally wrong or outright lying for their political goals is apparently too hard a concept for the enlightened Moderates among us to grasp.
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's very funny to import the American Right's "War on Christmas" bullshit to Britain when Christmas literally was "cancelled" in Britain from 1644 to 1660 by the Puritans.

Is Oliver Cromwell part of the Woke Liberati? If so, that is very surprising to us here in Ireland.
Again, it is not Yer Da driving himself insane on Facebook that should worry us. It is elite radicalisation: the political and media class, who have roasted each other’s brains to blackened cinders.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Watched Wake Up Dead Man & thought it was pretty good. Really enjoyed it. Knives Out is still far ahead but I think it's in a weird spot as it's a little more polished than Glass Onion but definitely less fun so will probably be 3rd place for many. Think the series is still justifying itself though.
Rewatched Glass Onion tonight and I still maintain it's a really fun watch but watching it right after Knives Out isn't very kind to it. Still got stuff to offer but Knives Out is just a whole nother level that going from it to "Benoit Blanc plays Among Us with his celeb friends" is a little rough.
Decided to throw on Knives Out and it's so good, isn't it? Rewatches have been really rewarding with it to catch the full extent of the Thrombeys' bullshit.
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
*POKÉMON LEGENDS Z-A MEGA DIMENSION DLC SPOILERS*

Hyperspace has Butter which is even better than the high quality butter found in Kalos (Pokémon France) so my current theory is that Hyperspace is Pokémon Ireland.

*POKÉMON LEGENDS Z-A MEGA DIMENSION DLC SPOILERS*
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
#AEW 🤼
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you don't love Eddie Kingston, what the fuck do you even like about wrestling?
Give 'em hell, Eddie. #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Willow started in AEW losing in sub 5 minute matches on Dark, and Harley debuted losing to Willow on Dark before properly debuting as a QTV Reporter several months later. I love when you get to see cool wrestlers who work their asses off rise all the way up the ladder.
#AndNEW!

@willowwrestles.bsky.social + @harleycameron.bsky.social are the FIRST EVER AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions!
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Everyone's always like "AEW has too many titles" but I also think most people have at least one title that they would create if Tony Khan offered them the chance.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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if you were to make a gender-swapped version of James Bond, and needed to come up with a bawdy euphemism name for a glamorous and sexy Bond Boy, ironically you could do a lot worse than Roger Moore.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I get the tone is very different from the quote as plain text and also not wanting to be unwillingly used as the face of mistreated creators in the debate about royalties but this still makes me sad because it speaks to "it sucks but what can you do?" attitude to an unfair system.
Sara Pichelli called the outlet's reporting 'embarrassing clickbait' after it went viral

She adds it was a relaxed convo

"I wasn't complaining or mad at all, just saying a few lines about the business industry"

The outlet then stood by their reporting and released the vid

x.com/SiteJamesons...
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
"Is my dog spoilt?" I wonder as I open another day on his Dog Treat Advent Calendar.
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Never tie your happiness to Sport Teams and always have a healthy separation of your frustration at bad matches and your normal life but it sure is rough when all your teams are dogshit at the same time.

All my bird teams are getting roasted this holiday season, gang.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
John Cena is kind of fascinating because he's extremely capable of coming off as charming when just goofing around, like saying his guilty pleasure movie is "Behind the Green Door", but the second he has to give a sincere opinion or do PR, he's such a corporate robot and I hate him.
CM Punk completing his selling out tour made John Cena cry happy tears

#WrestleSky 🤼

(via Fightful)
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Moralising about the boob hypnosis gaff doesn't really work when a third of the electorate is planning to vote for Nigel Farage to become PM and Labour and the Tories have obsessive transphobes at the top of their Parliamentary Ranks. It's an innocent blunder compared to rising hate and Fascism.
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM