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tom collins 🏴
@tomcollins.bsky.social
she looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing || big bread, strategy game, and geography guy || speaks: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇷🇺, working on: 🇵🇸🇪🇸 || t(he)y
i guess i should use this thing more
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
can't wait to see luigi's eu4 hours played
December 9, 2024 at 8:35 PM
welcome to chillicothe, ohio. roll tide @edsbs.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
say what you want, but imagine how crazy the drugs are at mar-a-lago. like imagine being high on 12 jason bournes.
November 24, 2023 at 12:57 AM
search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
October 4, 2023 at 10:51 PM
October 4, 2023 at 10:50 PM
anyway here are some more honeymoon pics
October 4, 2023 at 10:47 PM
til i learned there is a subsection of incels who think being a beta male is so bad, the most logical thing would be to transition to female. not for any reasons of dysphoria or anything, but because incels are treated so badly. they have a 90 page manifesto.
October 4, 2023 at 10:45 PM
September 30, 2023 at 4:26 AM
September 30, 2023 at 4:25 AM
September 30, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them
September 12, 2023 at 3:28 AM
a sandwich should never be $12. a sandwich was only supposed to be 6 or 7 bucks.
If you ran for president as a single-issue candidate but your single issue was not remotely political, what would you run on? Because I'd run on making head phone jacks standard on smart phones again.
September 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
September 29, 2023 at 3:22 AM
i guess i should actually post some: sea-to-sky gondola
September 21, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I haven’t been super interested in wwe but the usos/bloodline storyline is hooking me in
July 8, 2023 at 1:55 AM
i am finally back from my honeymoon. pics incoming i guess?
July 7, 2023 at 11:08 PM
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Someone on Mastodon described Bsky as "a bunch of people hanging around in the parking lot after the mall has closed" and I thought it was A) accurate and B) pretty great actually
June 12, 2023 at 6:16 PM
fill! the! stanley! cup! with! cocaine!
June 14, 2023 at 2:08 AM
when reddit itself goes dark
June 12, 2023 at 3:25 PM
sneak peek from the wedding!
June 8, 2023 at 2:30 AM
new squid and swans during my wedding week >>
May 30, 2023 at 8:30 PM
at cal anderson park thinkin about the chaz
May 30, 2023 at 5:31 AM