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tombeshear.bsky.social
@tombeshear.bsky.social
Now THAT’S a grilled cheese.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“He had it coming. Man cut my treats in two.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We’re cooked and I don’t mean the potatoes.
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.

However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
But first, what time is it?
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A deleted scene from Dr. Strangelove.
Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
6 to 8 servings? Oh, way more than that.
What a week. Definitely making a couple pitchers of Beef Fizz tomorrow.
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted
Well, this seems pertinent here in 2025: Bob Weber, from The New Yorker of May 7th 1976.
July 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Parasitic gerontocracy” is the phrase of the day. Read the full thread.
"We need a Hitler of the left." See how stupid that sounds? Are we still looking for reasons to replace the donor class and the parasitic gerontocracy that suckles at its teat at the top of the DNC? How about you just pay actual reporters a living wage and make fact-driven media free for everyone?
May 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think that’s against our TOS.
“You hate me, you really hate me.”
December 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Any actual journalists working there should be typing up their resignations.
“We look forward to working together,” says the owner of TIME Magazine to Donald Trump.
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Yeah. Stick a fork in us.
we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Hey, nothing personal, it’s just business.
The thing that blows my mind about the UHC CEO hit is that it is clear, by their changes in conduct — not business conduct, obvi, but conduct in the way they present themselves and make themselves known — that the public sentiment about the leadership of UHC was BRAND NEW INFO to that leadership
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Now ain’t that a shame?
heartwarming story for the holidays ❤️‍🔥

“…the neo-Nazis told police they had never experienced a response like the one they received in Columbus. They said people pulled guns on them and threw cans and vegetables as they marched... One of the officers noted the men were ‘covered in’ pepper spray.”
Body cam footage: Neo-Nazis who marched in Short North claimed to be victims of violence
The neo-Nazis told police they had never received such a violent response as the one they received in Columbus, and claimed people threw cans and veggies.
www.dispatch.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM