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TolHobbit
@tolhobbit.bsky.social
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"i am infact a hobbit in all but size..."

Just a very tall hobbit, here to repost whimsical memes
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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weratedogs.com
We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10
a spectacular crescent of golden-brown wrinkles is laying atop a soft, lime green blanket. each of the precious rolls from one end to the other no doubt came from an elaborate and precise lamination process and not just a casual plop. some might see what they believe is a shar pei puppy, but that can’t be it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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ceejoyner.bsky.social
joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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vaginamuseum.bsky.social
We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit.
Screenshotted reddit post: Can a clitoris be trained to read braille? The average clitoris has around 10,000 nerve endings while the average finger has 3,000. So, one clitoris should be able to read braille better than three fingers or three times faster than one finger?
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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scalzi.com
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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thebrainrotfairy.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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cait.bsky.social
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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gorlock.bsky.social
I haven't the faggiest clue what you're talking about
January 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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uwupostxng.bsky.social
hey do u still think im cute if i rot here?
January 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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uwupostxng.bsky.social
i’ve been suffering with hurty tummy syndrome
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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uwupostxng.bsky.social
consider it
January 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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thefrogmage.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM