Tolerable Adult
tolerableadult.bsky.social
Tolerable Adult
@tolerableadult.bsky.social
Not tolerable. Hardly an adult
After several years on the internet there is only one thing I'm confident in saying:

Nobody wants to see your dick
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Walmart is a great place to go when you want to see someone open mouth cough without bothering to try to cover it
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You look like you're vacuuming with sadness in your heart
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The best NIN album was released when I was 6 years old
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just assume that most people dying will dramatically improve my situation
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Girl, same
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you're going to fire someone you should do it on a Monday so at least they get the whole week off
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
* motions to everything *
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How much longer are people going to pretend Sebastian Maniscalco is funny?
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I truly doubt the relevance of any person who spends 42 years at the same job
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I can grab whatever i want. I own you!"

- Me, to my dog...and presidents to underage girls
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I used to work with a person who has been missing in the forest for the last couple weeks and, knowing how he is, i absolutely believe he would fake this disappearance to get out of doing work
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Remember when we just talked about Elon's weird dick? I kinda miss those days. We should get back to that.

Richest guy, weirdest dick.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I mean, isn't "age of consent" really just a state of mind?
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"What if we were so racist that we're cool with raping children"

- Every trump supporter
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Living with someone who makes the worst smelling food is absolute torture
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Normalize loudly booing at children's plays
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
MTG has been replaced by a democratic clone funded by George Soros
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a lover of goat meat this sounds pretty good
Point and laugh at the frightened, whimpering little babies.

#RacistTears
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We've reached the regret level of my alcoholism
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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If you love them, leave them alone.
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If there is one thing I've learned throughout my life time it's nothing
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I support this if it means i get to see less dicks, men in diapers, and furies
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm not smart, right? Like, none of this knowledge or problem solving has anything to do with intelligence...this is all just common sense?
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM