Toby
@tobiasreif.bsky.social
The only mid-30s white guy in the universe who likes guitars and coffee and video games.
Just thinking about when @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social got a Google smart speaker thing and that stupid thing was just not gonna play lemuria no matter how nicely or firmly he asked
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just thinking about when @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social got a Google smart speaker thing and that stupid thing was just not gonna play lemuria no matter how nicely or firmly he asked
Damn playing a sidekicks show would be fun
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Damn playing a sidekicks show would be fun
Does anyone need a guitar amp? Can I build you a guitar amp?
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Does anyone need a guitar amp? Can I build you a guitar amp?
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once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect
Shout out to that new pizza spot on 117th and Clifton. It takes a lot to have even weirder service than the French restaurant next door but they really pulled it off.
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Shout out to that new pizza spot on 117th and Clifton. It takes a lot to have even weirder service than the French restaurant next door but they really pulled it off.
Another perfect day of answering emails about an Instagram post that would have answered said questions if anyone had just read the second half of the post.
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Another perfect day of answering emails about an Instagram post that would have answered said questions if anyone had just read the second half of the post.
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honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
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in a way aren't we all holding a barrel in the darkness
September 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in a way aren't we all holding a barrel in the darkness
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Heya @neorsd.org what's up with the new water feature on the shoreway?
August 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Heya @neorsd.org what's up with the new water feature on the shoreway?
idk if there's a company with a wider spread between how much i like their thing and how much i like dealing with the actual company more than aeropress
August 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
idk if there's a company with a wider spread between how much i like their thing and how much i like dealing with the actual company more than aeropress
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I just found my college music hard drive. Here's some stuff:
July 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just found my college music hard drive. Here's some stuff:
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Let me say it again:
July 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Let me say it again:
For a minute there we were closing Sidekicks sets by covering Paranoid and one time a kid at a show in New Jersey asked which of our records it was on. I hope that kid is doing okay.
July 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
For a minute there we were closing Sidekicks sets by covering Paranoid and one time a kid at a show in New Jersey asked which of our records it was on. I hope that kid is doing okay.
abandcalledpigeon.bandcamp.com/track/irving
Evan just reminded me that this whole record exists. Still feel weird about it, but always gonna be proud of this crazy 8 minute song about laying awake in bed staring at the Zillow listing for my childhood house.
Evan just reminded me that this whole record exists. Still feel weird about it, but always gonna be proud of this crazy 8 minute song about laying awake in bed staring at the Zillow listing for my childhood house.
Irving, by Pigeon
from the album Sabbatical
abandcalledpigeon.bandcamp.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
abandcalledpigeon.bandcamp.com/track/irving
Evan just reminded me that this whole record exists. Still feel weird about it, but always gonna be proud of this crazy 8 minute song about laying awake in bed staring at the Zillow listing for my childhood house.
Evan just reminded me that this whole record exists. Still feel weird about it, but always gonna be proud of this crazy 8 minute song about laying awake in bed staring at the Zillow listing for my childhood house.
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No one needs to feel imposter syndrome anymore. Make your art & bring it into the world. Major publishers are literally just publishing words strung together by a .exe file & pretending its journalism. Whatever you're making is better than that
July 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No one needs to feel imposter syndrome anymore. Make your art & bring it into the world. Major publishers are literally just publishing words strung together by a .exe file & pretending its journalism. Whatever you're making is better than that
Hey @danryckert.com @merrykish.bsky.social @fireescape.bsky.social yall had some good picks but turn down for what would be the best music video turned game
youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down for What
YouTube video by DJSnakeVEVO
youtu.be
July 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hey @danryckert.com @merrykish.bsky.social @fireescape.bsky.social yall had some good picks but turn down for what would be the best music video turned game
youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
This reads like a la ville lumiere IG post
there will be heat.
there will be humidity.
there will be sun.
there will be darkness.
there will be rain.
there will be wind.
there will be storms.
there will be middle of the days.
there will be overnights.
there will be water flowing.
there will be work to do.
there will be.
there? we’ll be.
there will be humidity.
there will be sun.
there will be darkness.
there will be rain.
there will be wind.
there will be storms.
there will be middle of the days.
there will be overnights.
there will be water flowing.
there will be work to do.
there will be.
there? we’ll be.
July 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This reads like a la ville lumiere IG post
Summer fkn sucks so bad waste of time ass season
June 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Summer fkn sucks so bad waste of time ass season
This turnstile record sounds like listening to a plugin suite on demo mode
June 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This turnstile record sounds like listening to a plugin suite on demo mode
This is a conversation I've had almost verbatim with Bernie Moreno and one of my cafe landlords. We cannot grow coffee in America (sorry, Kona) and these magnificent idiots somehow seem to think otherwise.
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is a conversation I've had almost verbatim with Bernie Moreno and one of my cafe landlords. We cannot grow coffee in America (sorry, Kona) and these magnificent idiots somehow seem to think otherwise.