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Condor Puma Serpiente
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America's Favorite Liability©
Your favorite engineer's sleep paralysis demon
Indoor and outdoor farming.
Engineering of various types.
ICE must be destroyed
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He/Him
https://bio.toad.city/@brad
Pinned
If you reach into my home, you will retrieve only an unencumbered wrist.
It’s weird that anyone thought this would sell well. “A guy already universally hated by the literate is revealed to be consistently shitty by a piece of shit that nobody cares about in a poorly written book” is, at best, something you pirate to laugh at everyone involved
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is always how I feel when people bring up people abusing SNAP; I don’t care. If 20 grifters gets meals so that 1 person that needs it gets fed that’s better than murdering a person to prevent 20 grifters from eating.
this is a slippery slope in and of itself & people with disabilities are already means tested around being “disabled enough” if they need assistance in meeting their basic needs

if a few people who don’t actually need the accommodation take advantage of it, big whoop, i don’t care
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s up to sundar pichai to grin and accept it when when society rejects his stupid idea
It’s actually up to governments to regulate AI and stop it from destroying lives.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I fuck with windlasses real heavy
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
God help both myself and the car if one of these shows up near me
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
About a year ago, my wife was let go from a job she loved more than either of us thought possible for her to love a job because they were struggling economically. Last week they called her and she started back there yesterday. I forgot what it was like for something good to happen.
manifesting good news for literally anyone
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wasn't paying attention for like 4 years and there's like 100k bogus accounts on my gittea instance. Whoopsies
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Gonna be a lot of folks dismounted in the year of the horse. I can feel it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Batteries of varying capacities
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sleepy Doe, they call him
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Well who's gonna pay for it?!"

I don't care. You can. Somebody else? Me? Let's figure your imaginary stuff out later after actual real things have been addressed
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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We love her
Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"

(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have 24 hours to write some decent copy for our website and I've legitimately never had a harder time writing anything. Like I just need to write a <1 pager about MDR and I'm stunlocked wtf
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I just told my daughter all of this stuff and now none of it's real!
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This in particular is striking to me (an American) because my response when asked about carrying a knife (and especially if it's referred as a weapon in the context) has always been "This is a tool unless I stab someone with it."
Then I remembered that on top of most knives being outright illegal in the UK, it's illegal to carry any knife without a "justified reason". So if you get stop-and-frisked in the US, they have to prove any weapons they find are illegal. Whereas in the UK, you have to prove it's not a weapon. 4/5
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Think of how much fabric we could save if we just quit it with all these fucking sleeves
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Honestly, having a yuri bot in my notis makes me feel cool. I've only seen people I think are cool be plagued by them
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
OH NO A SECOND YURI BOT HAS HIT THE SOUTH TOWER
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Is "quirked up" bad or good? Do I want to be quirked up? Should I try to be less quirked up? What's the move here
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Cybersex Monday
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hegseth admonished for using beloved character Franklin the Turtle, a fictional turtle that is notably more masculine than Pete Hegseth
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Franklin Gets Wild on a Pint of Old Grand-Dad and Trucker Speed and Denies the Sanctity of Christ"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"I was just following my subordinates orders!"
"the combat decisions he has made" is the key phrase here -- Hegseth is making it clear he's distancing himself from the strike
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM