People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.

BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.

In particular:

"Mangled apricot hellbeast"

"Clueless numpty"

"Weapons-grade plum"

"Toupeed fucktrumpet"

"Witless cocksplat"

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

I hate to say it, but Oprah has brought us two of the biggest dumb asses to be found: Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.

Here’s to a more positive social media experience.