mincing scrabblard
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i once got bit by a dead coyote
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Where we send you if we catch you inferring future events on the basis of resemblance to past occurrences. Or, at least, where we've sent people so far.
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Where we send you if we catch you inferring future events on the basis of resemblance to past occurrences. Or, at least, where we've sent people so far.
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
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ME: have tariffs even ever worked?
REPLY GUY: (deeply committed to an incomprehensible gimmick where they roleplay as William Howard Taft’s left testicle) I don’t know much because I’m usually stuffed in daddy’s big pants. Try asking his head!
ME: haha. okay
REPLY GUY: aauugghh!! torsion!!
REPLY GUY: (deeply committed to an incomprehensible gimmick where they roleplay as William Howard Taft’s left testicle) I don’t know much because I’m usually stuffed in daddy’s big pants. Try asking his head!
ME: haha. okay
REPLY GUY: aauugghh!! torsion!!
February 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ME: have tariffs even ever worked?
REPLY GUY: (deeply committed to an incomprehensible gimmick where they roleplay as William Howard Taft’s left testicle) I don’t know much because I’m usually stuffed in daddy’s big pants. Try asking his head!
ME: haha. okay
REPLY GUY: aauugghh!! torsion!!
REPLY GUY: (deeply committed to an incomprehensible gimmick where they roleplay as William Howard Taft’s left testicle) I don’t know much because I’m usually stuffed in daddy’s big pants. Try asking his head!
ME: haha. okay
REPLY GUY: aauugghh!! torsion!!
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Oh I am a little gnome, I am a wretched goblin! Incorrect, you are a filthy taxpayer! You do not caper! You do not jape! I see you!
August 16, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Oh I am a little gnome, I am a wretched goblin! Incorrect, you are a filthy taxpayer! You do not caper! You do not jape! I see you!
[watching kill la kill with my bf] "oh ryuko and satsuki would be such a great couples costume =D"
🧠💭in so many futures heterosexuality prevails... but there is a narrow way forward💭
🧠💭in so many futures heterosexuality prevails... but there is a narrow way forward💭
April 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
[watching kill la kill with my bf] "oh ryuko and satsuki would be such a great couples costume =D"
🧠💭in so many futures heterosexuality prevails... but there is a narrow way forward💭
🧠💭in so many futures heterosexuality prevails... but there is a narrow way forward💭
Throwing up a slimeball of the hoofs and hair of a whole goat has gotta feel so fuckin good if ur a komodo dragon
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Throwing up a slimeball of the hoofs and hair of a whole goat has gotta feel so fuckin good if ur a komodo dragon
assayas' demonlover is kinda cool when its a corpo espionage flick with serial experiments lain vibes but falls apart in the back half because the french, a nation of exploitative perverts, struggle making a point about exploitative international perverts/ the commodification of women/ w/e its about
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
assayas' demonlover is kinda cool when its a corpo espionage flick with serial experiments lain vibes but falls apart in the back half because the french, a nation of exploitative perverts, struggle making a point about exploitative international perverts/ the commodification of women/ w/e its about
Canada might need to get its own nukes
November 14, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Canada might need to get its own nukes
i think the world for me is one where i lie down a lot with mysterious vague illnesses, 'bad air', 'vapours', 'fainting spells' etc, and my family says how brave and kind i am, even tho i am not actually very kind at all, but saying it psychologically justifies to them the burden i place on them
November 9, 2024 at 3:19 AM
i think the world for me is one where i lie down a lot with mysterious vague illnesses, 'bad air', 'vapours', 'fainting spells' etc, and my family says how brave and kind i am, even tho i am not actually very kind at all, but saying it psychologically justifies to them the burden i place on them