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TJ Petro
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Get in that hole you damn corn
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With Elon Musk and Donald Trump spending all their time feuding with each other, it's probably such a chill day for Melania and Stephen Miller's wife.
June 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I think Carlos Alcaraz is going to become the GOAT. He’s LeBron Jamesing right now. We’re gonna be watching him for another 10 years at least
June 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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if this vehicle cut me off i wouldn’t even be mad
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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if Peter Lorre were a jug of milk he'd be Liter Poury
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The olive oil subreddit getting serious
May 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No Country for Old Vatican
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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If you see Sinners in 4DX, you can actually feel Hailee Steinfeld spit in your mouth
April 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Cooking JD Vance then dying, what a way to go
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This years Masters is brought to you by food and drinks
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Your honor I'd like to request a brief adjournment to smoke a little weed
April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wired/Tired
April 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM