He’s so me coded

*smash mouth voice* might as well be cumming on the sun

What if we kissed on the sofa-cum-bed?

The only acceptable bootlickers are the hot commies who wanna worship my commie boots ❣️

Idk what the algorithm for “X” is on but I have giant chest watermelons

Not gay, not straight but a secret third thing (Were very horny)

I got these cute booty shorts and k kinda wanna show them off👀

biblically accurate playstation controller

we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car

My therapist told me I needed to put myself first and report back to her the things I did. So, I quit my toxic PT job!

im like if a girl spent a totally normal amt of time on the internet

I’m like if two annoying people had a kid

Surely they are suggesting murdering your parents, not killing yourself...?

Nothing wrong with gravitating toward a big mythology you’ve been plugged into your whole life! Honestly the classic Vertigo books might be the ideal place to dig, since they keep a few toes dangling in the DCU. Sandman is what made me love a much broader form of comics… but that said… (1/2)

M O O N

Itchin for a new body mod👀👀

borgerville