klit klittredge
@klit.bsky.social
i got banned from twitter for impersonating American Girl
just remembered me and the boys see the same moon 😭
December 15, 2024 at 12:13 PM
just remembered me and the boys see the same moon 😭
lol he’s 26
And now I'm sad about this kid who is a murderer forever.
December 10, 2024 at 3:37 AM
lol he’s 26
Reposted by klit klittredge
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
i had a dream i was having a shrek themed wedding and i was looking for something to fill the adage “something old, something meme, something borrowed, something green”
December 3, 2024 at 12:14 PM
i had a dream i was having a shrek themed wedding and i was looking for something to fill the adage “something old, something meme, something borrowed, something green”
one time I went to a party full of 35 year olds and one of them was explaining northernlion to the others
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 AM
one time I went to a party full of 35 year olds and one of them was explaining northernlion to the others
having a nosebleed on the toilet while menstruating
November 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM
having a nosebleed on the toilet while menstruating
nothing should ever change
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
nothing should ever change
cute names for a cat:
-raincoat
-bullet bill
-tofu
-spatula
-raincoat
-bullet bill
-tofu
-spatula
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
cute names for a cat:
-raincoat
-bullet bill
-tofu
-spatula
-raincoat
-bullet bill
-tofu
-spatula
the war between apple and google maps has gone too far. id be one thing if one of them just did what i need it to do, but instead, both of them just piss me off
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
the war between apple and google maps has gone too far. id be one thing if one of them just did what i need it to do, but instead, both of them just piss me off
people love to ask who you’ve seen at the smallest venue in town and then be like “oh I’ve never heard of them before”
girl obviously
girl obviously
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 PM
people love to ask who you’ve seen at the smallest venue in town and then be like “oh I’ve never heard of them before”
girl obviously
girl obviously
im over here fighting demons (my eyelids)
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
im over here fighting demons (my eyelids)
this is deadass the try guys
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
this is deadass the try guys
my fourteen year old ass really thought this would impact my life
remember when the internet was so small we all gave a shit any the higgs boson or whatever
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
my fourteen year old ass really thought this would impact my life
remember when the internet was so small we all gave a shit any the higgs boson or whatever
November 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
remember when the internet was so small we all gave a shit any the higgs boson or whatever
My baby here on Earth
Showed me what my heart was worth
So, when it comes to be my turn
Could you shine it down here for her?
Showed me what my heart was worth
So, when it comes to be my turn
Could you shine it down here for her?
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
My baby here on Earth
Showed me what my heart was worth
So, when it comes to be my turn
Could you shine it down here for her?
Showed me what my heart was worth
So, when it comes to be my turn
Could you shine it down here for her?
couldn’t do a hear me out cake bc i don’t have a printer but here ya go
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 AM
couldn’t do a hear me out cake bc i don’t have a printer but here ya go
i physically cannot watch any of the wicked press tour memes bc the secondhand embarrassment literally makes me want to jump out a window
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
i physically cannot watch any of the wicked press tour memes bc the secondhand embarrassment literally makes me want to jump out a window
i honestly don’t know how some people sleep at night
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
i honestly don’t know how some people sleep at night
if u represent landlords in eviction court, u will not see the kingdom of heaven
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
if u represent landlords in eviction court, u will not see the kingdom of heaven
trying so hard not to reply to a business email with "pog"
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
trying so hard not to reply to a business email with "pog"
Reposted by klit klittredge
Love to ban trans women from capitol restrooms in order to “protect women and girls” while suppressing a report about the incoming attorney general paying for the statutory rape of a minor while in congress and showing women’s nudes on the House floor
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Love to ban trans women from capitol restrooms in order to “protect women and girls” while suppressing a report about the incoming attorney general paying for the statutory rape of a minor while in congress and showing women’s nudes on the House floor
I literally cannot tell which x posts are real and which ones are memes atp
November 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I literally cannot tell which x posts are real and which ones are memes atp
bought my tickets to the dropout live show today! i was super worried after how difficult it was to get tickets to the MSG show but it wasn’t a problem at all. i did get them right at drop but there wasn’t a queue or anything
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
bought my tickets to the dropout live show today! i was super worried after how difficult it was to get tickets to the MSG show but it wasn’t a problem at all. i did get them right at drop but there wasn’t a queue or anything
not me. im young and spry. 9/11? never heard of it
Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
November 19, 2024 at 12:33 PM
not me. im young and spry. 9/11? never heard of it