Tito J Davis
@titojdavis.bsky.social
Fiction and poetry, footy and... oy vey
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damn absolutely made a massacre of the timing on this one didn't I
it's a shame Scott Adams is *like that* because has any cynical depiction in a cartoon ever been so vindicated as Pointy Haired Boss?
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
damn absolutely made a massacre of the timing on this one didn't I
it's a shame Scott Adams is *like that* because has any cynical depiction in a cartoon ever been so vindicated as Pointy Haired Boss?
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
it's a shame Scott Adams is *like that* because has any cynical depiction in a cartoon ever been so vindicated as Pointy Haired Boss?
we should be allowed to smack parents for how their children act. 2nd grader just threw apples on the floor, I told her to clean up her mess, she goes "aint you the teacher? you clean em up" then kept repeating "aint you the teacher?" like, girl I need to beat your mom's ass
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
we should be allowed to smack parents for how their children act. 2nd grader just threw apples on the floor, I told her to clean up her mess, she goes "aint you the teacher? you clean em up" then kept repeating "aint you the teacher?" like, girl I need to beat your mom's ass
literally never fails
every single Argentinian soccer player I've ever played with has had such a particular way of playing and carrying themselves it's so clear their ancestors were blackshirts
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
literally never fails
i just remembered there was a guy in my intro to creative writing class whose favorite band was gorillaz and he was the weirdest dude I'd ever had the pleasure of peaking into the mind of
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i just remembered there was a guy in my intro to creative writing class whose favorite band was gorillaz and he was the weirdest dude I'd ever had the pleasure of peaking into the mind of
the first time my girl ever saw me get really worked up about something was when I was going through my mail
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
the first time my girl ever saw me get really worked up about something was when I was going through my mail
at least we've made the perfect argument for the rest of the world to Balkanize the US
January 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
at least we've made the perfect argument for the rest of the world to Balkanize the US
Patreon has a feature where you can display how much you make per month on it. This seems like an appropriate thing for a "power to the creators" platform. I do find it interesting who does not opt to be open with it on their page
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Patreon has a feature where you can display how much you make per month on it. This seems like an appropriate thing for a "power to the creators" platform. I do find it interesting who does not opt to be open with it on their page
gotta love how often I've heard today something along the lines of "make a telephone call to the unplugged answering machine of your representative, tell them you wont cast your vote for them in the future! get real aggressive and scare em!" and the people posting "impeach now" you got it guys
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gotta love how often I've heard today something along the lines of "make a telephone call to the unplugged answering machine of your representative, tell them you wont cast your vote for them in the future! get real aggressive and scare em!" and the people posting "impeach now" you got it guys
first foray into games writing.
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Dragon Age: Origins - looking back post-crpg revival
My favorite video game of all time is Neverwinter Nights 2.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
first foray into games writing.
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i have written so much in the past two weeks, grown as a writer, attempted new styles, non-fiction, poetry, and done some of my best ever fiction; unfortunately I go back to work Monday and that'll all be over
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 AM
i have written so much in the past two weeks, grown as a writer, attempted new styles, non-fiction, poetry, and done some of my best ever fiction; unfortunately I go back to work Monday and that'll all be over
was just cast as Mordecai in this years purim spiel and my first thought was "oy vey" and then when I texted zoii about it she laughed at me and pointed out how fitting it was since every Jewish hero in the entire canon is like "oy vey" at needing to be the hero
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
was just cast as Mordecai in this years purim spiel and my first thought was "oy vey" and then when I texted zoii about it she laughed at me and pointed out how fitting it was since every Jewish hero in the entire canon is like "oy vey" at needing to be the hero
this is an incredible artifact for a lot of different reasons but its funny how smoothly it mixes good ideas with bad ones "make women characters less insulting so women feel more welcome" and "design patents and exclusive sports licenses are bad" vs "no more save points, no more loading screens"
Finally found one of my history white whales: A Gamer's Manifesto, an unhinged multi-page rant from c2005 that was passed around message boards like Martin Luther's theses. Ground zero for the internet era of angry gamers who hate everything
web.archive.org/web/20100129...
web.archive.org/web/20100129...
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
this is an incredible artifact for a lot of different reasons but its funny how smoothly it mixes good ideas with bad ones "make women characters less insulting so women feel more welcome" and "design patents and exclusive sports licenses are bad" vs "no more save points, no more loading screens"
having grok apologize for causing a suicide or for generating csam is like finding out that while you're at work your boss beats your wife with a hammer, and when he needs to apologize he puts googly eyes on the hammer and talks out the side of his mouth in his hammer voice "im sowy i hit your wife"
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
having grok apologize for causing a suicide or for generating csam is like finding out that while you're at work your boss beats your wife with a hammer, and when he needs to apologize he puts googly eyes on the hammer and talks out the side of his mouth in his hammer voice "im sowy i hit your wife"
if you were going to list the Evilest players of recent times, Sergio Ramos obvious #1, Bernardo Silva #2... help me out. Pepe was on track for 3 but he is reformed in his old age
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if you were going to list the Evilest players of recent times, Sergio Ramos obvious #1, Bernardo Silva #2... help me out. Pepe was on track for 3 but he is reformed in his old age
Last one of the wrap-ups for the year. This was a fun project.
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Things I Read in 2025
Short Stories
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January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Last one of the wrap-ups for the year. This was a fun project.
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Next one. I only have the things I read left, and I haven't even started it because I ended up doing a full writeup on Dragon Age: Origins that's like 7500 words (will probably drop after the things I read post. Needs editing)
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The Video Games I Played in 2025
Like Movies, I slacked in playing new games (to me) this year.
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December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Next one. I only have the things I read left, and I haven't even started it because I ended up doing a full writeup on Dragon Age: Origins that's like 7500 words (will probably drop after the things I read post. Needs editing)
open.substack.com/pub/titojdav...
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people are being too harsh. he's a guy who occupies every moment thinking about his biology, this is as sweet and romantic as it gets in that route, i see the vision, i get what he means, it even kind of works if you stop trying to be weirded out...
gotta pick her up from the airport though bro cmon
gotta pick her up from the airport though bro cmon
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
people are being too harsh. he's a guy who occupies every moment thinking about his biology, this is as sweet and romantic as it gets in that route, i see the vision, i get what he means, it even kind of works if you stop trying to be weirded out...
gotta pick her up from the airport though bro cmon
gotta pick her up from the airport though bro cmon
finally finished Dragon Age: Origins
Time to Beat: 50hrs
and now... to go watch the @noahgervais.bsky.social video on the series
Time to Beat: 50hrs
and now... to go watch the @noahgervais.bsky.social video on the series
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
finally finished Dragon Age: Origins
Time to Beat: 50hrs
and now... to go watch the @noahgervais.bsky.social video on the series
Time to Beat: 50hrs
and now... to go watch the @noahgervais.bsky.social video on the series
its probably time for a golem
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
its probably time for a golem
if anyone is curious why I haven't played Planescape Torment this explains it. i tried more than once, i just bounced off it real hard for these reasons
New article time!
This one's about Planescape: Torment. I was commissioned to cover it, so I have. I was... disappointed to find I didn't really like the game. I tried not to be too mean, but I really, really disliked this game's treatment off women.
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This one's about Planescape: Torment. I was commissioned to cover it, so I have. I was... disappointed to find I didn't really like the game. I tried not to be too mean, but I really, really disliked this game's treatment off women.
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okay here’s the one about planescape
Over the years, I have taken some commissions to write about various video games. One of those was to write about Planescape: Torment, and…
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December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
if anyone is curious why I haven't played Planescape Torment this explains it. i tried more than once, i just bounced off it real hard for these reasons
wegmans has only had challah with raisins in it. raisins? this is antisemitism.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
wegmans has only had challah with raisins in it. raisins? this is antisemitism.
I'm going to try and get in the habit of writing these sorts of things. It's good for my memory, and best of all it's growing my writing skills. Non-fiction is such a different beast, and I am finding I have room to grow in a new voice, skills to learn
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The Things I Watched in 2025
I try and keep track of all the things I read played and watched, and for books I log them by year.
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December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm going to try and get in the habit of writing these sorts of things. It's good for my memory, and best of all it's growing my writing skills. Non-fiction is such a different beast, and I am finding I have room to grow in a new voice, skills to learn
open.substack.com/pub/titojdav...
open.substack.com/pub/titojdav...
insane how good we had it in the end of the 20th century. for thousands of years weve had to make stories that asked "what if for once the bad guy didn't win" then finally for like 25 years we got "woah, what if the bad guy won?" anyway, thats over
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
insane how good we had it in the end of the 20th century. for thousands of years weve had to make stories that asked "what if for once the bad guy didn't win" then finally for like 25 years we got "woah, what if the bad guy won?" anyway, thats over
despite all our innovations in gaming, and even despite crpgs having their resurgence, Dragon Age Origins has better pacing than any crpg that crests 30 hours made since. lost art
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
despite all our innovations in gaming, and even despite crpgs having their resurgence, Dragon Age Origins has better pacing than any crpg that crests 30 hours made since. lost art