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Cyprus isnt real
@tismcreature.bsky.social
20. I make music and engage in the discourse
When god tells me Joey Logano is gonna win I listen
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fucking up so bad I get reincarnated as industrial capitalism
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s still no tears for dead settlers.
May 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Person who has only been to Montreal visiting another city for the first time: Je détecte ici une ambiance montréalaise majeure
May 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Some cia agents have Havana syndrome I have Savannah syndrome
May 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It would be really cool if @themountaingoats.bsky.social played the NC triangle’s diy music festival Slugfest!
April 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just put out a single about being angry at the government on all streaming platforms
April 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I should be able to spam PK fire in real life
April 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We all have that one friend who adheres to the principles of democratic centralism
April 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The three genres are skramz, folk punk, and hardcore
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Quick everyone take all your money out of the bank and stock market
April 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I might be the only gay person
March 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
New music Tuesday!
March 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When god says no more liquor I listen
March 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I have a new single out on streaming tomorrow called new river gorge. Also, here are my Tour Dates with Back and to the left

3/7 Atlanta @ Drunken Unicorn buskin for Days n Daze and Local News Legend (736 Ponce De Leon Ave NE)
March 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tour flyers :)
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Richmond !!!!! With a DJ!!!!!
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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the cool zone is a lot more cringe than i thought it would be
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I just released my collaboration with x Dirty Fingers, queen ludd!
It’s out on streaming as well as Bandcamp and mirlo.
linktr.ee/cyprushartford to find all of my links
Cyprus Hartford | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
Musician, Anarchist.
linktr.ee
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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i dunno man, i dont think people were voting to turn of medicaid and put the savings into fartcoin
January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet
January 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death;
I am not on his payroll.

I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies either.
I will not map him the route to any man’s door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living,
that I should deliver men to Death?

-St. Vincent Millay
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We have to make men hard in order to save society
December 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Rip hawk tuah you would’ve loved Benjamin Franklin
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Hi! I have a demo single coming out December 27 anywhere you get your music
December 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM