Harrison Tishler
@tishler.bsky.social
Fiery radical, merry prankster, provocateur, trickster
This speech is USELESS
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This speech is USELESS
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The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
Trump was just asked why the FBI hasn't found the Brown University shooter yet and he said it's the school's fault, not the FBI.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
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bro looks like prime Sebastian Janikowski. Please pray
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
bro looks like prime Sebastian Janikowski. Please pray
Cena kissing the Saudi Arabia logo then walking out to a screen with “events DC” appearing three times and “John Cena” zero times
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Cena kissing the Saudi Arabia logo then walking out to a screen with “events DC” appearing three times and “John Cena” zero times
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6 years ago today, Harry Styles released ‘Fine Line.’
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
6 years ago today, Harry Styles released ‘Fine Line.’
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Matt Shaw aka El MAGA
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Matt Shaw aka El MAGA
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Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
WASHINGTON—In response to criticism over his failure to alleviate the affordability crisis facing many Americans, President Donald Trump vehemently blamed high prices Friday on the price. “Prices are ...
theonion.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Blames High Prices On The Price
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
HARPER, THE SWING OF HIS LIFE
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
HARPER, THE SWING OF HIS LIFE
BREAKING: The Home Run Apple from Citi Field signs with Cleveland, expected guarantee is $210 million over seven years
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING: The Home Run Apple from Citi Field signs with Cleveland, expected guarantee is $210 million over seven years
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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Trump: "Let me tell you -- Black people love Trump. I got the biggest vote. I got the biggest vote with Black people. They know a scam better than anybody!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trump: "Let me tell you -- Black people love Trump. I got the biggest vote. I got the biggest vote with Black people. They know a scam better than anybody!"
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
plz do it phillies
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
plz do it phillies
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Scott Boras on Ranger Suárez: “In the postseason, when you add a Suárez, you’re armed and Rangerous.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Scott Boras on Ranger Suárez: “In the postseason, when you add a Suárez, you’re armed and Rangerous.”
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Pittsburgh Pirates have signed French fry sandwich to a 5 minute $15 deal.
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pittsburgh Pirates have signed French fry sandwich to a 5 minute $15 deal.
Bash me in the head with 60 schwarbombs
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bash me in the head with 60 schwarbombs
Thinking about how nice life was five hours ago when I was eating my pregame hoagie and getting ready for football
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Thinking about how nice life was five hours ago when I was eating my pregame hoagie and getting ready for football
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they had the ball 2nd and 11 with 2:27 left and lac was down to their last timeout. run the ball once and take it to the warning. run it a second time and take it to 1:20. kick the fg. make herbert go the length of the field in 75 seconds with no timeouts. it’s that simple.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
they had the ball 2nd and 11 with 2:27 left and lac was down to their last timeout. run the ball once and take it to the warning. run it a second time and take it to 1:20. kick the fg. make herbert go the length of the field in 75 seconds with no timeouts. it’s that simple.
