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UK, living in the Home Counties and working in London. Music lover, gay, partnered. Have three beautiful cats and love dogs too.
New hair and going longer whilst the colour is still there 😀 sorry I can’t smile on demand.
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What was your first automobile?

Sadly I am too elderly to claim the Cozy Coupe. I had this proper beast 😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You just died.

The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.

(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Really not feeling the idea of work tomorrow… cough, cough… oh dear I think I’m sick 😁 (just kidding - never faked a sickie in my life)
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1. Not posting often
2. Not posting flesh
3. Not p.. oh ffs 🤦‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wrong queen went home. Poor choice Ru. #dragraceuk
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m getting floods of new followers and I don’t know why. Does this mean I’m on a list somewhere? Love that they are all left leaning but please can someone tell me how to stop it?
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Had a moment at work today where I felt like I had a big shiny red balloon and a colleague walked up and stuck a great big pin in it 🙁
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am properly confused about what this rapture thing is all about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

Blonde highlights era.
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I missed the alarm test 🫣 been working in the garden and think I was in the shower. Should I have FOMO? 😆
September 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name
a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word chris written on the bottom
ALT: a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word chris written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A Brit I know, who is now a citizen of Australia, is posting about the ‘send them home’ demonstrations there. The irony and hypocrisy are unreal 🤦‍♂️
August 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The level of disappointment at not finding any foamies in a packet of Randoms is unreal 🙁😭
August 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Slightly diminish a band…

Tepidplay
Slightly diminish a band…

Lieutenant & Tennille
slightly diminish a band…

U2be
August 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Edinburgh, UK
E: East Cape, New Zealand
S: Bluff, New Zealand
W: San Francisco, USA
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Denali National Park, Alaska
E: Napier, New Zealand
S: Dunedin, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawai’i
Furthest I’ve been:

N: London, Ontario
E: Bahrain
S: St Martin
W: Russian River, CA
August 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Drop some dresses

I thought this outfit was everything.
July 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My lovely neighbour showed me how to make organic granary sourdough bread today. I swear I have never tasted better bread than hers ever.
July 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Transformers.

Maybe bending the rules slightly….
July 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole:

Pretty Butthole or Lord of the Butthole
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole:

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Butthole
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole:

How to Train Your Butthole
June 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Was weeding the back garden today and got to the point where I thought too much heat and time to retire to a cool room with fluids. The downside of being a ginger 🥵
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is who runs this account.
June 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This makes me very sad. RIP lovely lady xx
Have to be of a certain age for this one, but it has made me rather sad. RIP Wincey
June 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
100% and don’t for a second think he would stop at Ukraine. They are fighting for us all.
May 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
First time in the garden off the harness ❤️
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM