The Beast
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New account for slightly more spicy stuff. Work in progress!
I might someone at the funeral who does this. Found it fascinating!
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I might someone at the funeral who does this. Found it fascinating!
Got today off work (basically to use up holiday), but finding it hard to get motivated to do anything. Even missed the gym.
Will just have to push on.
Will just have to push on.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Got today off work (basically to use up holiday), but finding it hard to get motivated to do anything. Even missed the gym.
Will just have to push on.
Will just have to push on.
Going to a friend’s funeral at the church at Barbican. This place is so confusing!
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Going to a friend’s funeral at the church at Barbican. This place is so confusing!
Btw, think anxiety dreams was because I rebooked my hotel in Brussels via the Lloyds Bank app and it was £70 cheaper! Feels too good to be true!
(The dreams were travel related)
(The dreams were travel related)
Two anxiety dreams before a day off is not the thing! Came to the gym later as a result. 💜💜💜
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Btw, think anxiety dreams was because I rebooked my hotel in Brussels via the Lloyds Bank app and it was £70 cheaper! Feels too good to be true!
(The dreams were travel related)
(The dreams were travel related)
Two anxiety dreams before a day off is not the thing! Came to the gym later as a result. 💜💜💜
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Two anxiety dreams before a day off is not the thing! Came to the gym later as a result. 💜💜💜
Is Danny Dyer in all the Christmas films? Is that what he does now?
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a sign that says would i lie to you ?
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a sign that says would i lie to you ?
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November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is Danny Dyer in all the Christmas films? Is that what he does now?
Nurse yesterday: so are you feeling tired all the time?
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Nurse yesterday: so are you feeling tired all the time?
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
Me: no, not really
Me at midnight last night not able too fall asleep: really wish I had that symptom!
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Do me a favour and repost this if you also get horny on trains or transport generally, I’m tryna see something…
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Do me a favour and repost this if you also get horny on trains or transport generally, I’m tryna see something…
So it appears one of my tests is a CT scan - so that will be fun!
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So it appears one of my tests is a CT scan - so that will be fun!
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Belated happy MCM. 💜💜💜
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Belated happy MCM. 💜💜💜
Pigs in blankets on a pizza? You dirty bastards Waitrose (actually fancy trying ). 💜💜💜
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pigs in blankets on a pizza? You dirty bastards Waitrose (actually fancy trying ). 💜💜💜
A bit of The Day Of The Doctor on Doctor Who day.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A bit of The Day Of The Doctor on Doctor Who day.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
It’s not where I’m from, but it’s where I live.
And fun fact: my sister went to school with Shane Meadows!
I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
If you say you'll never go
'Cause it's true what they say
It's better the devil you know (better the devil)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I’m going to hell.
He was a skater boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He was a skater boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
Shirtless Saturday 🥳🤩
Well I am in bed!
Well I am in bed!
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shirtless Saturday 🥳🤩
Well I am in bed!
Well I am in bed!
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Dance
Men
Connect
Dance
Men
Connect
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Opportunities
Joy
Growth
Opportunities
Joy
Growth
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Dance
Men
Connect
Dance
Men
Connect
Help this sexy man get to his target. It was wet out there after all!!
Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Help this sexy man get to his target. It was wet out there after all!!
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Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Not bad, for this dad 🏃🏻♂️
Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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Thanks for your donations. It means so much ☺️☺️
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But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong
Finally slept well in a Friday, so early gym visit. Carpe diem or something. Happy The Weekend 💜💜💜
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Finally slept well in a Friday, so early gym visit. Carpe diem or something. Happy The Weekend 💜💜💜
Is Last Christmas one of the few Christmas songs that hasn’t been canceled? Or did I miss it?
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Is Last Christmas one of the few Christmas songs that hasn’t been canceled? Or did I miss it?
I know technology can be great, but all the appointments for my health are doing my head in! Like getting an email to a link for an appointment, rather than just the details. No idea how older people cope!!
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I know technology can be great, but all the appointments for my health are doing my head in! Like getting an email to a link for an appointment, rather than just the details. No idea how older people cope!!
I know it’s just a promotion, but what sort of festive menu ends in November?
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I know it’s just a promotion, but what sort of festive menu ends in November?