May K
@tinycatshoes.bsky.social
Crochet, cats, chaos. Learn, grow, evolve.
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Snorting tylenol so I can speedrun autism
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Snorting tylenol so I can speedrun autism
"ALRIGHT CATS LET'S DO THIS," I say as I open steam to look through my game library in a pathetic attempt to actually play a game.
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"ALRIGHT CATS LET'S DO THIS," I say as I open steam to look through my game library in a pathetic attempt to actually play a game.
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What is my crime? Enjoying a melange? A succulent spice melange?
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What is my crime? Enjoying a melange? A succulent spice melange?
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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In the distant future, all men are obsessed with the fall of the American empire.
June 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In the distant future, all men are obsessed with the fall of the American empire.
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ICYMI: National Guard troops were sent to LA with no federal funding for food, water, fuel, equipment, or a place to stay.
“Wildly unprepared” is the phrase being used. All courtesy of Trump and Hegseth.
“Wildly unprepared” is the phrase being used. All courtesy of Trump and Hegseth.
June 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
ICYMI: National Guard troops were sent to LA with no federal funding for food, water, fuel, equipment, or a place to stay.
“Wildly unprepared” is the phrase being used. All courtesy of Trump and Hegseth.
“Wildly unprepared” is the phrase being used. All courtesy of Trump and Hegseth.
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Every time I send a message lately, immediately after I hit send, I think about how I heard someone say "millennials end sentences with "lol" like it's a period," and am just like oh noooo lol
June 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Every time I send a message lately, immediately after I hit send, I think about how I heard someone say "millennials end sentences with "lol" like it's a period," and am just like oh noooo lol
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My brain chemicals conspire against me in the night, and also in the day.
May 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My brain chemicals conspire against me in the night, and also in the day.
What in the algorithm??
May 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What in the algorithm??
You can go to jail for parking tickets if you're man enough.
May 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You can go to jail for parking tickets if you're man enough.
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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If I'm ever on the brink of death, please tell me to go TOWARD the light. My pathological demand avoidance is much stronger than my survival instinct.
April 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I'm ever on the brink of death, please tell me to go TOWARD the light. My pathological demand avoidance is much stronger than my survival instinct.
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The Wilhelm Scream of anime is that one specific cat. You know the one.
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Wilhelm Scream of anime is that one specific cat. You know the one.
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It finally feels like spring here, so my brain has decided we are no longer calcified sadness, and are instead invincible and omnipotent.
April 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It finally feels like spring here, so my brain has decided we are no longer calcified sadness, and are instead invincible and omnipotent.
I'm not a cowboy, papa. I'm a cowman.
May 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm not a cowboy, papa. I'm a cowman.
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"Would you like some of my homemade mustard?" (Squirts a pile of ketchup mixed with mustard into your hands)
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"Would you like some of my homemade mustard?" (Squirts a pile of ketchup mixed with mustard into your hands)
April showers bring May flowers? More like April flurries bring humanity closer to extinction.
April 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
April showers bring May flowers? More like April flurries bring humanity closer to extinction.
You can tell he's a tough guy because he has "buddies" not friends
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You can tell he's a tough guy because he has "buddies" not friends
Remember when it used to be "the net" or "the web"? Why did we go back to it's full christian name?
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remember when it used to be "the net" or "the web"? Why did we go back to it's full christian name?
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My partner went in for a follow-up after getting their tubes removed, and look at this shit. It's been less than 3 weeks.
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My partner went in for a follow-up after getting their tubes removed, and look at this shit. It's been less than 3 weeks.
Being educated should not be a rebellious act.
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Being educated should not be a rebellious act.
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What? No officer, this isn't my weed, I was just smoking it for a friend.
March 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What? No officer, this isn't my weed, I was just smoking it for a friend.
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"You guys ready to fuckin ROCK?" (putting my tambourine in drop-D tuning)
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"You guys ready to fuckin ROCK?" (putting my tambourine in drop-D tuning)
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Me to my spouse in bed: I'm so glad we got a mattress cover. It's nice knowing that we're free to piss the bed whenever we want.
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me to my spouse in bed: I'm so glad we got a mattress cover. It's nice knowing that we're free to piss the bed whenever we want.