May K
tinycatshoes.bsky.social
May K
@tinycatshoes.bsky.social
Crochet, cats, chaos. Learn, grow, evolve.
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Snorting tylenol so I can speedrun autism
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"ALRIGHT CATS LET'S DO THIS," I say as I open steam to look through my game library in a pathetic attempt to actually play a game.
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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What is my crime? Enjoying a melange? A succulent spice melange?
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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In the distant future, all men are obsessed with the fall of the American empire.
June 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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ICYMI: National Guard troops were sent to LA with no federal funding for food, water, fuel, equipment, or a place to stay.

“Wildly unprepared” is the phrase being used. All courtesy of Trump and Hegseth.
June 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Every time I send a message lately, immediately after I hit send, I think about how I heard someone say "millennials end sentences with "lol" like it's a period," and am just like oh noooo lol
June 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My brain chemicals conspire against me in the night, and also in the day.
May 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
What in the algorithm??
May 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You can go to jail for parking tickets if you're man enough.
May 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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If I'm ever on the brink of death, please tell me to go TOWARD the light. My pathological demand avoidance is much stronger than my survival instinct.
April 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The Wilhelm Scream of anime is that one specific cat. You know the one.
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It finally feels like spring here, so my brain has decided we are no longer calcified sadness, and are instead invincible and omnipotent.
April 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm not a cowboy, papa. I'm a cowman.
May 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"Would you like some of my homemade mustard?" (Squirts a pile of ketchup mixed with mustard into your hands)
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
April showers bring May flowers? More like April flurries bring humanity closer to extinction.
April 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You can tell he's a tough guy because he has "buddies" not friends
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Remember when it used to be "the net" or "the web"? Why did we go back to it's full christian name?
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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My partner went in for a follow-up after getting their tubes removed, and look at this shit. It's been less than 3 weeks.
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Being educated should not be a rebellious act.
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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What? No officer, this isn't my weed, I was just smoking it for a friend.
March 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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"You guys ready to fuckin ROCK?" (putting my tambourine in drop-D tuning)
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Me to my spouse in bed: I'm so glad we got a mattress cover. It's nice knowing that we're free to piss the bed whenever we want.
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM