Andrey Bittner
@tinybartender.bsky.social
Slacker, Gamer, Anagram Enthusiast
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Andrey Bittner
@tinybartender.bsky.social
· Nov 17
When accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
I have been alerted to the presence of a Superb Owl. Go Hawks!
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I have been alerted to the presence of a Superb Owl. Go Hawks!
When people were wishing for "precedented times" at the beginning of the '20s they should have been much more specific.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
When people were wishing for "precedented times" at the beginning of the '20s they should have been much more specific.
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It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?
January 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?
I'm starting to think one in two hundred ninety-two million is not good odds.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm starting to think one in two hundred ninety-two million is not good odds.
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BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath lead singer and the godfather of heavy metal, dies at 76 just weeks after farewell show.
Ozzy Osbourne, who led Black Sabbath and became the godfather of heavy metal, dies at 76
The gloomy, demon-invoking lead singer of the pioneering band Black Sabbath who became the throaty, growling voice of heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne has died.
bit.ly
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath lead singer and the godfather of heavy metal, dies at 76 just weeks after farewell show.
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Nobody earns a billion dollars, they make it through grifting and theft, usually wage theft
May 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Nobody earns a billion dollars, they make it through grifting and theft, usually wage theft
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the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer
March 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer
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HE PARDONED THE PEOPLE WHO BEAT OUR CAPITOL POLICE IN HIS NAME.
March 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
HE PARDONED THE PEOPLE WHO BEAT OUR CAPITOL POLICE IN HIS NAME.
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seriously, fuck this guy
February 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
seriously, fuck this guy
So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?
January 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So that's a "No" on enforcing the 14th Amendment, then?
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Wrong. Working people deserve a raise. Raise the minimum wage.
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wrong. Working people deserve a raise. Raise the minimum wage.
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We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
Los Angeles landlords are raising rents by as much as 124% after the wildfires.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
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January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You cannot lead by example if no one is paying attention.
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 AM
You cannot lead by example if no one is paying attention.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
When accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
November 17, 2024 at 12:19 AM
When accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.