Andrey Bittner
@tinybartender.bsky.social
Slacker, Gamer, Anagram Enthusiast
Identify as grammarian. there/their/they're (he/him/his)
Identify as grammarian. there/their/they're (he/him/his)
...if idiots think it's a march to *become* a billionaire?
February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
...if idiots think it's a march to *become* a billionaire?
🤬 This is what public shaming is for. Consequences are important teachers.
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
🤬 This is what public shaming is for. Consequences are important teachers.
It's both. Some reactions are faster and more explosive than others.
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's both. Some reactions are faster and more explosive than others.
Man, some people suck. 🤬
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Man, some people suck. 🤬
Add "Hydrodynamic engineering" to your resume.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Add "Hydrodynamic engineering" to your resume.
Naming an international airport after the president who fired all the sky marshals.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Naming an international airport after the president who fired all the sky marshals.
I think you'll find the invisible hand of the market around a lot of throats.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think you'll find the invisible hand of the market around a lot of throats.
Getting upset that they've removed the cracker and the barrel from their logo is kind of telling on yourself.
August 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Getting upset that they've removed the cracker and the barrel from their logo is kind of telling on yourself.
This just in: I just engaged one of the people I follow who was questioning their followers who don't tip or book, and got blocked for it. I assume their follower count didn't go down.
August 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This just in: I just engaged one of the people I follow who was questioning their followers who don't tip or book, and got blocked for it. I assume their follower count didn't go down.
I heard Mario in my head when I saw this. "Lets a go!"
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I heard Mario in my head when I saw this. "Lets a go!"
Follower count never goes down here. If someone stops following or is deleted, it still counts as has having followed.
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Follower count never goes down here. If someone stops following or is deleted, it still counts as has having followed.
Damn it, some people suck. 🤬
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Damn it, some people suck. 🤬
If you say it wrong, you learned it by reading. If you spell it wrong, you learned it from listening.
July 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If you say it wrong, you learned it by reading. If you spell it wrong, you learned it from listening.
I mean, if they say "not at all" then, yeah. It just seems like good manners to ask first.
July 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I mean, if they say "not at all" then, yeah. It just seems like good manners to ask first.
If I cut, you pick. That's only fair.😀
July 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I cut, you pick. That's only fair.😀
"How do you like to be touched?" isn't a thing to ask only at strip clubs.
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"How do you like to be touched?" isn't a thing to ask only at strip clubs.