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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We asked the Harry Potter libs to read another book and unfortunately they watched Andor instead.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Entire feed full of extremely "but decorum" posts about Charlie Kirk. Shut the fuck up hahaha
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
groimes they're goana eepstein me
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
groimes they waent to waeterbourd me
June 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything
February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
I had an idea, and now I'm writing a set of Wargame rules.

WALLET HAMMER, a tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost.

I am especially amused with the last paragraph here: shame as a game-balancer.
WALLET HAMMER A tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost. LIST CONSTRUCTION Decide with your opponent what limitations you wish to put on army selection. A maximum number of heroes and units is a good one, or a maximum amount of money spent if you want to try and be fair (if you do this, you may be playing the wrong game). Select your army, and work out the total cost (as in, money paid - if you got them cheap, they are cheaper and weaker. If you paid to have them painted, yes, you include that. If you’re a pro painter and painted them yourself, only include your rate if you actually charged yourself it in a complicated tax dodge). After you have decided on your army, you must take the miniatures and show them to someone you respect who is not into miniature games, ideally a partner. Tell them, honestly, how much they cost.
October 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,
October 2, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #315,825!
September 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Finding out from Steve1989MREInfo that my favourite MRE is discontinued what the fuck
September 4, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
Lmao to the start of this email from an equestrian centre
August 12, 2024 at 10:16 AM
If you ever need to install a headless MegaMek server on Debian 12, have I got the gist for you. gist.github.com/timrterrible...
Install headless MegaMek on Debian 12 Bookworm
Install headless MegaMek on Debian 12 Bookworm. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
July 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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jjinandtonic.bsky.social
I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago
BBC headline: Joe Biden didnt tell most of his senior aides of his plan to quit race until a minute before announcing it, sources tell bbc
July 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Switched from Plex to Jellyfin two months ago. It's really, really good but seems to have some weird reliability issues. I wish I could contribute and help fix them.
June 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Trying to build a PXE environment based on tiny Dell thin clients that have a ton of UEFI quirks is taking years off my life.
June 3, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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theamitie.bsky.social
Paul muaddib, You Spice Too Tough. Your Walk Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
March 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Feb 23
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Gimme that savoury toothpaste
February 17, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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dril.bsky.social
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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labyrinths.bsky.social
the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations
November 26, 2023 at 3:45 AM