Tim Nelson
@timnelson.bsky.social
It is also WAY more of an anxiety-inducing Uncut Gems experience than the trailer makes it look.
Shoutout to Kevin O’Leary in Marty Supreme. He’s been method acting to be a rich asshole his whole life.
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It is also WAY more of an anxiety-inducing Uncut Gems experience than the trailer makes it look.
Shoutout to Kevin O’Leary in Marty Supreme. He’s been method acting to be a rich asshole his whole life.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Shoutout to Kevin O’Leary in Marty Supreme. He’s been method acting to be a rich asshole his whole life.
And where is Jack's other son, Hayes?
Why does Al Michaels keep referring to Jack's sons, Myth and Jigba?
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And where is Jack's other son, Hayes?
Why does Al Michaels keep referring to Jack's sons, Myth and Jigba?
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why does Al Michaels keep referring to Jack's sons, Myth and Jigba?
"Something's wrong with Liverpool at the moment" no shit buddy what tipped you off
Another relaxing Saturday watching Liverpool Football Club
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Something's wrong with Liverpool at the moment" no shit buddy what tipped you off
GodspeedYou! Brown, Jaylen
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
GodspeedYou! Brown, Jaylen
Watching the fourth quarter of a classic Boston Celtics versus New York Knicks basketball game.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Watching the fourth quarter of a classic Boston Celtics versus New York Knicks basketball game.
Love that the Giants are honoring fallen teammate Cam Skattebo by getting hit in the head a lot
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Love that the Giants are honoring fallen teammate Cam Skattebo by getting hit in the head a lot
Drake Maye can consistently throw a football into a bowl from 40-50 yards out , this rules
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Drake Maye can consistently throw a football into a bowl from 40-50 yards out , this rules
How he also finds time to do commercials during Celtics games I don't know.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How he also finds time to do commercials during Celtics games I don't know.
I feel like the Raiders new offensive coordinator is just repeatedly asking Geno Smith if he likes his Cinco Boy
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I feel like the Raiders new offensive coordinator is just repeatedly asking Geno Smith if he likes his Cinco Boy
Pretty fucked up that the only time Liverpool win in like a month is against a team managed by a guy whose last name is "The Spirit of Santa". Do the reds hate Christmas?
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pretty fucked up that the only time Liverpool win in like a month is against a team managed by a guy whose last name is "The Spirit of Santa". Do the reds hate Christmas?
I literally just deleted my Threads account because it was showing me nothing but these exact “I’m definitely not mad that nobody respects me” takes from AI ‘artists’
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I literally just deleted my Threads account because it was showing me nothing but these exact “I’m definitely not mad that nobody respects me” takes from AI ‘artists’
Another relaxing Saturday watching Liverpool Football Club
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Another relaxing Saturday watching Liverpool Football Club
Writing public facing things for myself again.
Did me posting this lead to me getting a post-interview rejection hours later? You decide.
open.substack.com/pub/garbitra...
Did me posting this lead to me getting a post-interview rejection hours later? You decide.
open.substack.com/pub/garbitra...
What a Mafia Sports Gambling Ring Taught Me About B2B Sales
Or, leadership lessons for depraved executives.
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Writing public facing things for myself again.
Did me posting this lead to me getting a post-interview rejection hours later? You decide.
open.substack.com/pub/garbitra...
Did me posting this lead to me getting a post-interview rejection hours later? You decide.
open.substack.com/pub/garbitra...
Had the CVS cook me up a Moderna/Tylenol speedball. It’s been 15 minutes and I still don’t know a goddamn thing about trains.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had the CVS cook me up a Moderna/Tylenol speedball. It’s been 15 minutes and I still don’t know a goddamn thing about trains.
Tim Robinson to Virgil Van Dijk
a man in a white shirt is making a face
ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tim Robinson to Virgil Van Dijk
It rules that Liverpool have conceded at least like four goals this season as a direct result of Crystal Palace changing their mind at the 11th hour and 58th minute.
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It rules that Liverpool have conceded at least like four goals this season as a direct result of Crystal Palace changing their mind at the 11th hour and 58th minute.
Amazon scorebug makes me feel like I’m watching a high school game
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Amazon scorebug makes me feel like I’m watching a high school game
Starting my own “No Kings” rally to protest the fact that Sacramento has an NBA team. Turn the beam off!
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Starting my own “No Kings” rally to protest the fact that Sacramento has an NBA team. Turn the beam off!
I'm glad she's finally proving that you need zero discernible skills to rise to the top of your profession as long as you're willing to debase yourself for the right rich people.
SCOOP: Suzy Weiss — Bari Weiss's sister & The Free Press co-founder — is set to appear on CBS airwaves tomorrow, to talk about her recent piece on lab-grown diamonds.
Would be the second Free Press writer to appear on CBS this week, despite CBS staff concerns the outlet doesn't meet CBS standards.
Would be the second Free Press writer to appear on CBS this week, despite CBS staff concerns the outlet doesn't meet CBS standards.
NEW: Management’s “cringe” fawning of Bari Weiss. Guards escorting her everywhere. The Drudge Report inspiring story ideas. A softball interview with an accused war criminal. Staff suspicions of how far “collaboration” between The Free Press & CBS will go.
Inside Weiss’s first 10 days leading CBS:
Inside Weiss’s first 10 days leading CBS:
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm glad she's finally proving that you need zero discernible skills to rise to the top of your profession as long as you're willing to debase yourself for the right rich people.
Reposted by Tim Nelson
The moment when he starts giving his canned response and she goes “that’s such bullshit” lmao I have no idea who these ladies are but they rock
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"
Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The moment when he starts giving his canned response and she goes “that’s such bullshit” lmao I have no idea who these ladies are but they rock
I'm on the movie social network now, participating in cinematic discourse. Join me!
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm on the movie social network now, participating in cinematic discourse. Join me!
If you suck up to the right people and find a way to be a useful partisan hack while dressing conservative ideas up as enlightened centrism, I guess you can get any job in the world.
In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report
Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...
www.mediaite.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you suck up to the right people and find a way to be a useful partisan hack while dressing conservative ideas up as enlightened centrism, I guess you can get any job in the world.
Reposted by Tim Nelson
Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social