What a truly sad and pathetic person you are to defend hoarding your wealth in Christmas Eve. May you feel lonelier tomorrow than you ever have in your life.

This is a fantastic use of your time on Christmas Eve. You definitely seem to have a healthy family life.

What’s the acceptable amount of “encouraging self harm” and “blatant copyright violation” in the classroom then? You are either bowing to corporate interests or are incredibly naive about this stuff

You sure don’t sound like it!

Then it's almost like you shouldn't have written this article at all if that's the news peg they forced you to use! Have some integrity, man.

I'm pretty sure "yelling slurs at your customers while saying 'yes I am racist'" would get you fired even in a worker's utopia, as it should! You're making a very, very dumb argument that will only make unions look bad.

From the network that brought you Young Sheldon... it's time for Young Worf, for some reason

Photos of a man before and after 10,000 women told him he was beautiful

"Always hope none of my writers are lingering in the google doc when I jack" - Jeffrey Toobin