Timbo Slice
@timmyeatworld.bsky.social
Hockey dad.
Avs
Rockies
Movies
Avs
Rockies
Movies
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
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a stunning display of capitalism brain rot at scale
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
a stunning display of capitalism brain rot at scale
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After the last 2 days, I'm confidently convinced Eddington is perhaps the movie key to diagnosing the decade, if not the whole 21st century. An inverse Fukuyama, a piece of fiction that articulates a stronger truth: History does not end, it continues ceaselessly in increasingly stupid ways.
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After the last 2 days, I'm confidently convinced Eddington is perhaps the movie key to diagnosing the decade, if not the whole 21st century. An inverse Fukuyama, a piece of fiction that articulates a stronger truth: History does not end, it continues ceaselessly in increasingly stupid ways.
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Two perfect ones that came across my dash recently (I can't believe the LOTR one is only a couple of years old, I feel like it's been in my heart forever)
![A post from Tumblr user macklesufficient: i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
Followed by a second post from the same user:
“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tmvgz4b4ghm2mbpgk2ghturz/bafkreifemhv7yozzbgtdatjhknfpgl35sc5fh7h7vurhfmqtxzw2guop2m@jpeg)
September 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Two perfect ones that came across my dash recently (I can't believe the LOTR one is only a couple of years old, I feel like it's been in my heart forever)
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Hideki Matsui
LF-DH-CF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012
ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD
LF-DH-CF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012
ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD
Hideki Matsui at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Hideki Matsui
baseball-reference.com
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hideki Matsui
LF-DH-CF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012
ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD
LF-DH-CF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012
ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD
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Been waiting a long time to post this and here it is in all its glory.
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Been waiting a long time to post this and here it is in all its glory.
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My own anecdotal experience is that if you can make a woman laugh, feel valued, and also make feel like her concerns are actually being listened to and (when requested) addressed, the female gaze when it comes to physicality is... forgiving.
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
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No room for wokeness!
@Wokenessisevil
Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment.
[photos show Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Alan Ritchson (Reacher) with ripped muscles]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:icsm7hd2dok5lxddyrig4gbt/bafkreieqpfyocgnmbjxooiqmg34hpxbxzfjhywfjaej45xdlkmo2j4k3pu@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My own anecdotal experience is that if you can make a woman laugh, feel valued, and also make feel like her concerns are actually being listened to and (when requested) addressed, the female gaze when it comes to physicality is... forgiving.
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We're never returning to this and i can't say if it's a good or bad thing.
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We're never returning to this and i can't say if it's a good or bad thing.
Good morning Rockies fans! Following @evanlang27.bsky.social's lead, I am donating dollars for homers this year. The first couple monthly totals were disappointing enough that I wanted to wait, but we are up to a healthy(ish) 55 on the season,so here we go!
www.joyasresistance.org
www.joyasresistance.org
June 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Good morning Rockies fans! Following @evanlang27.bsky.social's lead, I am donating dollars for homers this year. The first couple monthly totals were disappointing enough that I wanted to wait, but we are up to a healthy(ish) 55 on the season,so here we go!
www.joyasresistance.org
www.joyasresistance.org
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June 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I dunno how many people know how important this is.
May 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I dunno how many people know how important this is.
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Hey y’all, as I continue to fight all these dumb germs (sighhhhh), I got behind on getting this wrapped up in any kind of timely manner. But here are some of my thoughts on plus-size sexuality, Buddy Guy, and the craft that is on display in SINNERS: thehorrorchick.substack.com/p/lets-talk-...
Let's Talk about Sinners
For a Few Hours, We was Free.
thehorrorchick.substack.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey y’all, as I continue to fight all these dumb germs (sighhhhh), I got behind on getting this wrapped up in any kind of timely manner. But here are some of my thoughts on plus-size sexuality, Buddy Guy, and the craft that is on display in SINNERS: thehorrorchick.substack.com/p/lets-talk-...
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Top 10 Sams of Final Fantasy
The #FinalFantasy franchise is filled with heroes who remind us of Samwise Gamgee of #LordoftheRings
The steadfast companion who cannot carry the burden but can carry the hero, these are our picks for the Top 10 Sams of FF:
The #FinalFantasy franchise is filled with heroes who remind us of Samwise Gamgee of #LordoftheRings
The steadfast companion who cannot carry the burden but can carry the hero, these are our picks for the Top 10 Sams of FF:
Top 10 Samwise Gamgees of Final Fantasy
YouTube video by Everything is Final Fantasy
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May 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Top 10 Sams of Final Fantasy
The #FinalFantasy franchise is filled with heroes who remind us of Samwise Gamgee of #LordoftheRings
The steadfast companion who cannot carry the burden but can carry the hero, these are our picks for the Top 10 Sams of FF:
The #FinalFantasy franchise is filled with heroes who remind us of Samwise Gamgee of #LordoftheRings
The steadfast companion who cannot carry the burden but can carry the hero, these are our picks for the Top 10 Sams of FF:
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Lybushkin may not be quite up to containing Nathan MacKinnon
May 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Lybushkin may not be quite up to containing Nathan MacKinnon