Tim Pontius
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Tim Pontius
@tim-pontius.bsky.social
Electrical Engineer working in Financial Technology field. Husband and father.
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September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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PSA: Please reschedule any fishing charters and remain inland for the next 24-48 hours.

The President is embroiled in another sex scandal and will be looking for something to bomb.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
May 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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To me he's the ORANGE ATROCITY but @jimmykimmel.com calls him: DON WHORELEONE/R. SMELLEY/NAPOLEON BONEASPUR/FIBERAĆE/COMMANDER-IN-THIEF/NOSTRADUMBASS/EL PORK-CHOPPO/MAGA THERESA/ALL CAPS-TAIN KANGAROO/COUNT FLATULA/FOUNDING FARTER/TEDDY DOZEVELT/GASEOUS CLAY/DOPEY McGROPEY/LEPRE-CON MAN
May 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Biggest self-own ever to go from that to whatever this is today.
April 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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No lies told here.
March 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Yep
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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👇🏼This
March 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Don’t let the Orange Man rewrite history!
March 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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it feels like the future has been robbed. my future social security checks stolen. my future health care impoverished. my kids future higher education diminished. that feeling of being welcome to travel the world dissolved. everything we thought we had is being stripped for parts.
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Oralè Resisters
Elon brought
Tesla’s $100 Million
Test Crash Dummy
To the White House today.
#USDemocracy
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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The # of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills:

Canada - 0
Greenland - 0
Ukraine - 0
Australia- 0
France - 0
Sweden - 0
Norway - 0
Spain - 0
Denmark - 0
Portugal - 0
UK - 0
Japan - 0
Finland - 0
Iceland - 0
Germany - 0

United States - 326,000

Nobody wants to be the 51st state! 😠
March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It's unfortunate this is not the cover of the New York Times.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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No one ever said they were creative.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I will never own a Tesla as long as the MuskRAT is associated with the company
March 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Hands off our private financial information, Elon! You can suck a $1.10 egg. www.huffpost.com/entry/unions...
Unions File Emergency Motion To Stop DOGE From Accessing Social Security Data Of Millions
“A disregard for our careful privacy systems and processes now threatens the security the data SSA houses about millions of Americans," according to an affidavit in the filing.
www.huffpost.com
March 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
tRump is in Putin’s pocket. I can’t believe how far America has fallen that we elect a felon who everyone knew was a Russian asset to be our president. It’s so disheartening.
"Russia’s long-range strikes, by cruise missiles that are among the most costly weapons in its nonnuclear arsenal, are aimed using satellite imagery provided by U.S. companies"
From Graeme Wood

www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
A Suspicious Pattern Alarming the Ukrainian Military
A Ukrainian military source believes that Russia’s long-range strikes are aimed using satellite imagery provided by U.S. companies.
www.theatlantic.com
March 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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💯🎯
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM